Digging holes for my legs.

[Scerun 227]

I'd like to find a shovel with which I can dig two holes for my legs so that I may take the aspect of a tree, or bush, or any other variation of foliage for that matter.

For the next hour my character would be soaking up all possible nutrients from the soil, therefore replenishing food, water and blood meters.

Don't give my this whining about being vulnerable either, you goddamn carebears - if you wear a ghillie suit and you'll be A-O.K.

Sorry if this is a repost.

[zlobnydyadya 16]

Dude,what had u smoke?

[Scerun 227]

I'd like to add that if this is done during a sunny day, then the process would be more effective and therefore faster.

At night the benefits of being a tree would be substantially worse.

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I resent that remark

[zlobnydyadya 16]

god-damn greenpeace

[Izziee 128]

I like this idea until some hippy fuck buttmonkey chains himself to me and starts protesting.

[Niemand (DayZ) 12]

if its a hot (and shaved!) hippychick, I would not mind her being chained to me for a while. She could not even protest forever, women cant stand me after they know me better. :D

But this suggestion is simply epic. Count my name in! :D