First Kill

[shutupwalter 46]

So I normally play Standalone, but I've also got the mod, which my friend prefers. He wants to play the mod, so I hop onto a Nalmask or whatever the hell it is with him. Since I don't play often, I don't know all these things, and I'm caught in an explosion (aka my uaz) which drops me down to less than 2000 blood. I miraculously survive after my friend gives me blood. So we find another vehicle, a blue van. Any vehicle we came across we stripped everything from it, tires engines, etc etc. We're driving along the coast, and we see someone in another UAZ. My friend, who is a self-confessed KOSer, starts speeding up. I tell him to go around, but ofc, the other guy gets out and starts shooting with an M9. My friend gets out with his M14, and begins shooting. I get out with a saiga, and start shooting. I delivered the final shot, and the guy died. Turns out, it's the same guy who's been complaining about getting killed earlier in global. I didn't feel so bad after that fact. In short, first kill surprisingly satisfying

 

Also who needs formatting

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Congrats, also great map choice to play.

[shutupwalter 46]

Annnd second kill, again on Nalmask. This time, some guy is boasting about how he is MLG at this game. He tells people to fight him at A2. I've got my friend spotting for me at the top of that mountain. He tells me that the bunker is the most likely place he is. So I go down into the bunker, as soon as I am visible, boom boom America, I'm shot in the leg. Other than minor bleeding, I'm fine. For whatever reason, this MLG guy doesn't shoot up the ladder. I'm at the top now, and I've got an M249. I see his head poke up shortly after. I empty like 20 bullets (M249) into him. He's fine. He gets up, and he has an GC whatever the fuck it is. He shoots an entire clip into me, and somehow, not dead. Meanwhile, I'm still shooting him. Randomly, I'm dead. I need to exit the game in order to respawn. I exit, and literally the second after, the guy says "Holy laggy gunfight, I just died like 3 minutes after I got shot by him." 

Kills: 2.

I'm not for KoS, but when you're being a general twat, no. You're RIP m8.