Editted my entire post: Looking for a "master" (medieval style, no leather involved.)

[dajonkel 3]

Hello everyone,

Let's give this another go after feeling my previous message wasn't really what I was looking for after all. Or rather, didn't really explain my playstyle.

I could go into explaining "why", but that will no doubt come up somewhere along the line if you accept my "how".

What it basically comes down to is that I'm looking for one or a couple of people willing to accept me pretty much as a smart game playing dog.

That means I'm hard working and eager to learn, but just need someone to throw that stick for me to fetch. I'm also loyal to a fault but very demanding in attention and I've got all the time in the world so expect me to be waiting by the door for you barking to come home, and while you were gone I may in my uncontrolled over enthusiastic naivety accidentally chewed up the couch a little. You can talk with me about everything, and sometimes it looks like I understand you 100% and solve your problems, but other times when you need me the most I just wander off to play outside making you think whether I ever did at all. Jeez this is turning into quite the dating site message. Anyway, I may tug on the leash here and there a bit during our walks but I know you're in charge and the only reason I dare barking at passing dogs is because I know you'll hold me tight and I just wanted to show you I can cover your back when you really need me, anyway.

That all being said, I come with many unforeseeable unmeant faults such as biting your 3 year old toddler accidentally, or peeing on the carpet every single time because I just don't get I can't, and I may very well not even recognize you after 2 weeks spending with your parents while you were on holiday so there will be many times where you have to decide to put me down, or leave me with your parents or take me home again to continue as nothing happened, as I'm just a dumb dog with no clue.

Initially this would just be for DayZ, but could very well be the start of a 10 year long gaming "friendship" if you will.

Some further info:

Male, 24, Dutch, any time zone, any gaming experience level (I don't mind helping/teaching/waiting or learning/being told I suck).

Have a military background, and did very well with the structure provided so that may be a pro, but not required as long as you're a man with a plan.

I've got facetrack, steering wheel and flightstick for vehicle control if required. I will/can/do use a microphone but don't expect me to start talking about the weather or whatever. I don't mind listening/reacting to your random chatter at all though.

Have not played Arma2 for a while, and DayZ not more than just a little (I just joined after this latest patch with no weapon start, so it appears to be especially hard for a new player to get the hang of it). So I may be a bit rusty here and there and not able to find a key or a menu, but still experienced in general game play when it comes to aiming/tactics/not emptying your clip on one zombie that sort of stuff.

I suppose that about covers it, for any questions reply or send me a PM here. I will give out my steam if seriously interested.

[dajonkel 3]

Edit: disregard.