trapped by bandits

[cheesyroooster 1]

I'm trapped in a building with a machete. there are two bandits with AR's below me. does machete do enough damage to kill them quickly??? 

[cywehner1234 582]

Lolno.

[bioned 36]

Lolno.

[MadWookie 573]

Yeahhh.... you're basically fucked.

[zeeabo 92]

Do they know you're there? Do they know you are unarmed? Are they in talking distance? Convince them in the time they've been messing around downstairs you've had a squad set up outside to take down any aggressors. Walk out feigning the confidence of a man who knows if he's shot he'll be avenged, break line of sight ASAP and GTFO.

[DelayedReaction 18]

Or you're probably dead in the time it took you to post this! Good Luck!

[kieran0saurusrex 8]

YOLO it - you're probably going to die anyway, might as well go confidently

[KingofTheWorld 44]

just log out <_< :thumbsup:

[AlphaDogMeat . 493]

just log out <_< :thumbsup:

You won't lose anything apart from self-respect.

[ZombinatoRR 18]

How i once saved my self from 3 bandits :
I was in the cop station,they knew i was there,they were chasing me for a bit,i was fresh spawn,so i decided to annoy them,as i didn't wanted to die easily,..i entered a room,they went after me,but every time they'd open the door,i'd close it,..after couple of minutes of them struggling to get in and kill me,one of them got pissed and told them " Leave this gay bitch here " ... kinda was a good tactic,might save some lives out there ;) . PS. Cop Station at berezino :) 

[Airfield 50]

Do they know you're there? Do they know you are unarmed? Are they in talking distance? Convince them in the time they've been messing around downstairs you've had a squad set up outside to take down any aggressors. Walk out feigning the confidence of a man who knows if he's shot he'll be avenged, break line of sight ASAP and GTFO.

 

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