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When you drive your truck into your yard, and attempt to park it in a bush...

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when you have full blown nightmares about the government establishing quarantine and that failing and a full zombie apocalypse breaking out q.q ( it was insanely realistic )

also when your always paranoid of sounds and you keep looking around on rooftops for bandits and everywhere else for zeds. and you walk quiet to avoid being detected q.q

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When you have dreams where your survivor you have kept alive for days has been shot and killed..

This has happened to me the past few nights when I dream lol

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when your car breaks down on a dirt road and your first thought is...S#&% i cant see the zombies. <---no joke just had this happen an hour ago ahaha

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When your walking along the pavement at night listening for gunshots.

When your room is lit by chemlights because they arn't visable from a distance.

When you start sleeping with cans of beans under your pillow.

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when you see a deer stand and you tell your friend to stop the car so you can check it out, and he responds "dude no zeds around, so no loot either"

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When the fucking trash truck slams into the large metal trashbins while your playing Dayz at 4am on a night server with noice-reducing high-quality headphones and sends you levitating into the air and reduces your lifespan by 10 fucking years because of an increased risk of heart attack.

Damn that truck scared me, I didn't even want to play anymore.

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You steal a bike in real life, reflecting on your luck to find it before someone else did.

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While playing my eyes suddenly turned to a matchbox. *Happy* Realized a moment after that they are lying on my table in RL actually. :)

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