Died on my throne

[direwind 3]

It was cold, the sun was setting, I was starving and thirsty, i needed to find some thing to eat and drink and find a safe place to sleep before it got too dark.

I headed north, i could see a small village in the distance and i knew there had to be food, Axe in hand i headed out, i didn't have time to waste i needed to get there ASAP. I managed to get to the town but at a cost, along the way i had been shot at but it had only grazed me, i was bleeding and had no bandage and i was near death from thirst.

Vision fading and blood pumping from me like some asian anime i headed into town, i was lucky, no undead to be found! after afew minutes of searching i found what i was looking for! a bandage and some food, normaly i wouldn't use any thing that i found in a toilet, but desperate time breeds desperate measures!

I reach down to pick up the items that would save my life, thinking all the time of how lucky i am, planning the days ahead when some thing unexpected happend. The toilet door slams shut on me!, it breaks both my legs and my arms! i slump down onto the toilet resigned to my fate, with my last few minutes of life i write down these words on the last Bog roll.

Caliburns, Died on my throne.

[Terrorfex 0]

Damn, another one killed by a outhouse door.

[Ssgt_Perez 35]

A warrior's death.

[Shomet 0]

Sad but it happens to the best of us, as well as the notorious ladder with secondary pistol glitch.

[skythe1908 0]

I found some loot in an outhouse once but had trouble aiming at it to pick it up, I just kept getting the option to shut the door. on a hunch a crawled inside on top of the 'bowl' and crouched down, I was still getting the option to close the door so on another hunch I went ahead and shut it. I was able to grab the loot, a compass, bandages and a can of beans. Satisfied I tried to leave, but I wasn't able to actually turn my head enough to actually get the option to open the door now. So there I was stuck inside this outhouse for ten minutes or so while I wait for my buddy to crawl through town to save me from my prison.

Toilets are dangerous.

[vanden1989 15]

Sad but it happens to the best of us' date=' as well as the notorious ladder with secondary pistol glitch.

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Yeah,this glitch still happens to me.

[Saoul 0]

I think I die more from rocks and toilets than zombies these days...

pro-tip: don't stand on a rock. It'll move and break your legs, putting you in an infinite fall where you die horribly.

[Lukio (DayZ) 24]

Forget about bandits or infected, the real enemy are stones, trees and outhouse doors.

[Maca (DayZ) 769]

Its the only way to go?? Long "Live" the king.

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