DayZ stories

[ThunderKegs 0]

So I'm playing DayZ and I am a fresh spawn, find this guy and he is low geared with a coat and a shovel. We start talking and he asks for a bandage, so I give him one hoping he won't smack me round the head with a spade.. we start talking and I find that his in game name is "Bromilow" I say mine is "Urban Black Ops". We go our separate ways with each others names knowing not to kill each other in the future. Shortly after leaving Bromilow, I see this mid geared guy, 2 guns, a melee and some camo. I then see Bromilow running down the road saying "Stop shooting me you bastard, I got fuck all" I see my friend get shot in the back. I then start to crawl up to a fence and say to the bandit "Why the f**k did you just kill a fresh spawn you stupid w****r?" He walks over to the fence. I make a run for it, he doesn't shoot. I then circle back and bump into him, start annoying him. He then says "Stop or i'll shoot." I reply "You cant shoot a running man point blank with a mosin you fool!" he shoots once. I say "Why have you just killed my friend? What are you doing?" he replies "It's a survival game". At this point I'm running around him as he stands still like a lemon. I say to him "Ah yes your right. It's a survival game" I bring up my axe and hit him 4 times before he opens fire. He misses all 4 shots. I start bringing on the banter "Come on then!", "S**t shot!", "Put ya glasses on noob!". At this point he's bleeding and I start laughing, "So Mr bandit, you want to stop and bandage or may I carry on hitting yo-" He passes out. "SURVIVAL GAME MOTHER F****R!" I take all his gear and go to my friends dead body "I avenged you brother. I killed that son of a bitch and he has now just raged quit. Good luck in the next life" I then log out and start my mission to add this man on Steam. I shall be posting this on the DayZ forums and hope he will see this.

 

This is why I f*****g love this game. Killing c***s :) The reason my name was "Urban Black Ops" is because I wanted to gear up like one from Black Ops 1. Thought it would be more fun then just going camo every time. I originally put this on Facebook for friends to see it, that's why at the end it says "I shall be posting this on the DayZ forums and hope he will see this."

 

Hope you like it, I really enjoyed killing the b*****d :D

 

-ThunderKegs

Edited April 26, 2014 by ThunderKegs