Hopix 44 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) So I thought it would be important to compile all ideas which we deem elementary, crucially important and integral to the game for ease of reference and for developers to take note of, two key ones of course being http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/187984-shitting-confirmed/ and also http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/187989-dayz-needs-belts-to-keep-from-your-pants-from-shooting-off/. I think you'll agree these areas of gameplay would complete the game in many ways. Other core features I think should be in at all costs are: 1. Sneezing. This happens randomly, but sometimes the interface will inform you of an "itchy/irritating nose," which you have to scratch (cannot walk/run at same time for animation complexity reasons), before proceeding with what you were doing. 90% chance of this occurring in the middle of a gun-fight. (as governed by Sod's Law)2. Having something in your eye. This happens completely randomly, but during blinking (another feature which is key to attaining realism and authenticity in the game), when you have something in your eye, your vision is blurred significantly and you have to do the "hold eyelid with thumb and finger whilst placing other finger on nostril on opposite side to eye that has something in it" technique, performed by pressing the convenient keyboard shortcut Shift + 1 + 2 + 6 + K3. Randomly tripping for no reason. The clue is in the name, you know those times when you trip up for no apparent reason? There's nothing there on the floor, etc? Well that should happen, 0.01 percent chance of it occurring. 0.1% of, when it occurs, your character breaks both legs and becomes bleeding. Please bump for the developers, I think these are easily the most important and critical gameplay mechanics to patch in! Thanks. Edited April 24, 2014 by Hopix Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DURRHUNTER 597 Posted April 24, 2014 Not sure if trolling, or just sneezed, tripped and fell, and got something in his eye all at the same time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEST_SUBJECT_83 465 Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) What? No, never add random chances of things that are annoying, like tripping, sneezing, or having something in your eye?What, what eye? the screen? what about in 3rd person? This has to be a troll. Edited April 24, 2014 by TEST_SUBJECT_83 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrappleX 354 Posted April 24, 2014 Ugh, the indian voodoo spambot is so much better at trolling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
