The story of how I found a bus ft. my baby axe

[Blt 1]

After dying up north near stary sobor, I respawn in prigorsdki, and think, what the hell, nothing to lose. So I head east and go into cherno, moving along the right side where I hit a barn, grabbing a Lee Enfield, a hatchet and the food inside. I head outside and carry on to the right of main road heading in, avoiding zombies where in the distance I notice something different.

At this point, I get extremely excited, yet restrain myself and keep to my SOP's moving through the backyards to the right until I hit the road and cut round to hit it from the other side, where I check over it, one tyre gone from visual, get in, needs fuel also. So an idea hits my mind as I hear a shot a few seconds ago, so I head up the ladder of the nearest building and start watching the bus, a perfect bait.

After dying up north near stary sobor, I respawn in prigorsdki, and think, what the hell, nothing to lose. So I head east and go into cherno, moving along the right side where I hit a barn, grabbing a Lee Enfield, a hatchet and the food inside. I head outside and carry on to the right of main road heading in, avoiding zombies where in the distance I notice something different.

At this point, I get extremely excited, yet restrain myself and keep to my SOP's moving through the backyards to the right until I hit the road and cut round to hit it from the other side, where I check over it, one tyre gone from visual, get in, needs fuel also. So an idea hits my mind as I hear a shot a few seconds ago, so I head up the ladder of the nearest building and start watching the bus, a perfect bait.

5 minutes pass by...

Then 10...

Then 20...

I give up. I head back down, and decide I might as well repair it and move it to a safe place, so I head back down, and head off hunting for tyre's and a jerry can. Instead of the wonderful parts I need, I proceed to find 3 sets of windscreen glass, the thing I didn't want in any way.

I head back to check the bus, and then move off a little further out, still trying to search where I decide to head southwards a little, opening a gate and it proceeds to hit me in the face, start me bleeding and knock my unconscious. Scared as shit, getting desprate, I dash to the military camp to find the loot hasn't spawned, with my blood getting lower as I'd used the bandage i'd spawned with, I head to the hospital shooting the glass out and grabbing some med supplies quickly.

After saving myself extremely quickly, I head back out to continue my search, I found myself a wonderful.. jerry can, so that was one scratch off my list.

I head back to my lovely new bus, fueling it up with the can and thinking heh, its only wheeled, lets go right? I try heading forward but for some reason the left and right is borked and it goes right normally, with holding left in fully making me go just about forward, but hey, it'll do I think and I push forwards, heading for a gap between a wall and some washing machine in the wall. The coach decides it wants to clip the washing machine and break another tyre. Wonderful.

I proceed to get out and check the immediate buildings for tyres; none. I head further out, finding none either. Then a horde spots me. I get hit, take hits, have to use my Enfield, I keep going, bleeding, going blurry.

I take a swipe from a suited zombie in front of me. Down. Bleeding. Unconscious.

Fuck.

After dying up north near stary sobor, I respawn in prigorsdki, and think, what the hell, nothing to lose. So I head east and go into cherno, moving along the right side where I hit a barn, grabbing a Lee Enfield, a hatchet and the food inside. I head outside and carry on to the right of main road heading in, avoiding zombies where in the distance I notice something different.

At this point, I get extremely excited, yet restrain myself and keep to my SOP's moving through the backyards to the right until I hit the road and cut round to hit it from the other side, where I check over it, one tyre gone from visual, get in, needs fuel also. So an idea hits my mind as I hear a shot a few seconds ago, so I head up the ladder of the nearest building and start watching the bus, a perfect bait.

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5 minutes pass by...

Then 10...

Then 20...

I give up. I head back down, and decide I might as well repair it and move it to a safe place, so I head back down, and head off hunting for tyre's and a jerry can. Instead of the wonderful parts I need, I proceed to find 3 sets of windscreen glass, the thing I didn't want in any way.

I head back to check the bus, and then move off a little further out, still trying to search where I decide to head southwards a little, opening a gate and it proceeds to hit me in the face, start me bleeding and knock my unconscious. Scared as shit, getting desprate, I dash to the military camp to find the loot hasn't spawned, with my blood getting lower as I'd used the bandage i'd spawned with, I head to the hospital shooting the glass out and grabbing some med supplies quickly.

After saving myself extremely quickly, I head back out to continue my search, I found myself a wonderful.. jerry can, so that was one scratch off my list.

I head back to my lovely new bus, fueling it up with the can and thinking heh, its only wheeled, lets go right? I try heading forward but for some reason the left and right is borked and it goes right normally, with holding left in fully making me go just about forward, but hey, it'll do I think and I push forwards, heading for a gap between a wall and some washing machine in the wall. The coach decides it wants to clip the washing machine and break another tyre. Wonderful.

I proceed to get out and check the immediate buildings for tyres; none. I head further out, finding none either. Then a horde spots me. I get hit, take hits, have to use my Enfield, I keep going, bleeding, going blurry.

I take a swipe from a suited zombie in front of me. Down. Bleeding. Unconscious.

Fuck.

2 minutes later, I'm dead.

The end.

P.S Not really.

I respawn, notice im far as fuck away and respawn, ending up in prigordsky again. With me getting more frantic, I loot a nearby barn and arm myself with my trusty axe. Im getting revenge and getting the bus moved.

I move off, cutting down a zombie or two on the way. I move to the gas station, hoping for a tyre, instead, I find the last things I want;

More hatchets. Lovely.

I nearly cry. I head out, keep going in circles around the bus getting bigger and more desprate, my rage fueling my kill for zombies that dare near me. I see something glint my eye in a nearby building. A tyre!

Nope. My rage at my bad lucky of the spawns is getting to me now.

I sigh, and head out after quickly grabbing a coke inside and drinking it, dropping it to the floor along with some eaten beans. Sigh.

I head out, checking other buildings, heading to a warehouse i'd found the jerry can at.

I find a tyre. And an engine. And scrap metal. My day lightens.

I head back to my bus, my scare of its safety still there in bucket loads, though, to my relief, its still in its place. I load up the gear. I get in. Fuck.

I broke another tyre when I hit the machine.

I sigh, get back out as I prepare for a long search with my rotten luck. My preliminary search yields only windscreen glass. I head further. Nothing. I start running. Frantic. Scared. Desprate. For a tyre. Fuck, I realise im sweating like mad in my seat. Im crazy. I start running.

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I decide to hit up the military tents while heading to the huge building site. I get hit. Broken leg. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I crawl myself to the tents, grabbing morphine from a box, jabbing it into myself as crazed as a drug addict. I head back off. Fuck all. Im getting worse into a state and I could of probably cried but I keep my pride, its a game. I head back, until..

YES!

I head back, on the way.. I start thinking of every profanity under the sun to name the zombies. I took a zombie to the knee.

Its as if god was on my side. I respawn in cherno, and hit up the car park on the way. The same fuck all. I cut around and head through the main road route I took last time, I hit up the garage. Grab an axe. Vengeance and murder etched onto my crazed face. I push off, running to my body.

My backpack noms the tyre. I shout at my computer, though restrain myself from hitting the wall, it hurt last time I did that. I calm down, and move off, chopping zombies that dare look at me in a funny way, my madness going into them. I keep searching, no tyres, getting angry, getting worse, getting desprate.

Until after 20 minutes of frantic pleas and searching, I finally get it.

Alongside that, I find a fuel tank. Perfect along with the engine from my dead body. All set.

I rush back.

I cut through a house on the way, perhaps find at least a weapon and some food or something. Lone behold, I find better.

It may not be a ghillie, but it makes me think god still resided in me. Thank you. I have too much to carry, I leave the engine behind as it doesnt want to fit anymore, so I head to the bus, load it up. Come back. Get the stuff. Chop some zombies bimbling near my bus.

My bus.

I move it to the fuel tank, start manually loading up fuel for a drive to hide it. Oh my, im in heaven by now.

I push off, my dodgy steering fixing itself and I proceed to drive it somewhere safe. I loved it. It took me 3 hours to do that, with most of it being looking for a tyre. The spawn rate was unforgiving on me that day, but I hit it eventually. On my own, and I forgot to mention but I heard shots about every 15 minutes, making me shit myself.

P.S; The clothes changed colour because my internet was derpy, adding my desprateness, I am NOT a zombie aggro DC'er, I find that stupid.

Thanks for reading. Sorry about the big screenies my resolution is 1920x1080 and I have no idea how to spoiler or resize it on this forum.

[IhumpMyCatFish 3]

Tyre..........Tyre.....tyre.....tyre.....tyre....tyre....tyre....

i was going to say something witty but i decided to let my grammar rage out above.

it is spelled tire, even the tire you picked up, is named tire.

I hope you have a wonderful time with your bus AND NEVER SPELL IT TYRE AGAIN.

[Jugzilla 0]

Actually... I hate to rain of your grammar rage parade but tyre is a perfectly acceptable way of spelling it.

There are many words which are spelt differently in UK English to American English.

[Blt 1]

As above has said, I am English and use full English, rather than the extremely retarded American way where you change words and then you ridicule us about our English when its ours in the first place, its perfectly spelt right and from what my spellchecker wanted to say about it there wasn't any spelling fails, nor did my own brain.

And its actual name in game is 'Car Wheel'.

[Tfortacos (DayZ) 41]

Lmao, fun story man :D I enjoyed reading it.

[Venomous (DayZ) 0]

Good story, but some parts seemed to repeat themselves? I dunno if it's an error on your part but cool story. Enjoy the bus, I know i did until someone flipped it :D

[Blt 1]

Oh yeah sorry, mixed the links up there, i'll fix it later, and wait, how'd you even know what server I was on :s

[Venomous (DayZ) 0]

I'm watching you.

:P I meant on a different server, sir. I am not EU.

[Blt 1]

Pedo :p

And I hardly play EU anyway really hah.

[Cavan 0]

Tyre..........Tyre.....tyre.....tyre.....tyre....tyre....tyre....

i was going to say something witty but i decided to let my grammar rage out above.

First off, I don't think the word grammar is what you think it is. If what you said is what you think an example of grammar then you are in no position to be correcting anybody on anything.

Second, it IS spelled tyre (if you are not from the part of the world that believes it is somehow the whole world), if you had bothered to check anything before making a tit of yourself you'd have found that out instantly and nobody here would suffer being subjected to your peculiar brand of self righteous idiocy.