MEDIC! Soon to be the most hilarious/unfortunate death ever.

[shaeg 136]

It was at Green Mountain my survivor met his final moments "walking" that is, in his life. I was at the top of the radio tower trying to figure out a way down in a standoff with two bandits who were failing to hit me with a no scope SKS and a magnum from the bottom of the ladder/tower.

The ladder chute is small and you can't aim directly up through the top so I ran around the ring at the top frantically trying to figure out what to do. I could hear my would be assailants laughing and taking pot shots as well as daring each other to climb up.

Another round the balcony and I get stuck somehow while proning and pulling out my m4 under what looks to be some black speaker/receiver thing.

My screen shakes and spazzes.

I am clearly stuck, I try moving around, standing and crouching...no luck.

Then I press V.

I shit you not it was as if I was being hurled by a catapult..I must have flown at least 900m and landed in a tree and slid down..."broken leg"

So here I am...crawling..its been 30mins now..no town in sight..if a medic finds me you can have my full mod all pristine m4....

Hilarious glitch eh? I'm still laughing.

Edited April 8, 2014 by Shaeg

[Really Old Man 53]

XD That sounds like an awesome way to escape a group of bandits.

[lykk 48]

lol! to bad you didn't record that :)

[Demonica 311]

Ah, yes, the Ghost of Green Mountain has done its' deed once more... There is a reason I go neither there nor into any Piano Houses anymore... *shiver*

[shaeg 136]

Seriosuly if you were one of the two bandits trying to get me on Canada West Coast server please comment here if you saw me fly away. I can only imagine what they thought if they saw me fly through the air. Probably "OMG HACKS"

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

It was at Green Mountain my survivor met his final moments "walking" that is, in his life. I was at the top of the radio tower trying to figure out a way down in a standoff with two bandits who were failing to hit me with a no scope SKS and a magnum from the bottom of the ladder/tower.

The ladder chute is small and you can't aim directly up through the top so I ran around the ring at the top frantically trying to figure out what to do. I could hear my would be assailants laughing and taking pot shots as well as daring each other to climb up.

Another round the balcony and I get stuck somehow while proning and pulling out my m4 under what looks to be some black speaker/receiver thing.

My screen shakes and spazzes.

I am clearly stuck, I try moving around, standing and crouching...no luck.

Then I press V.

I shit you not it was as if I was being hurled by a catapult..I must have flown at least 900m and landed in a tree and slid down..."broken leg"

So here I am...crawling..its been 30mins now..no town in sight..if a medic finds me you can have my full mod all pristine m4....

Hilarious glitch eh? I'm still laughing.

Hardcore or normal?  If hardcore I may have morphine for you

[shaeg 136]

Hardcore or normal?  If hardcore I may have morphine for you

Thank you kind sir.... alas... I have died....First person to see me punched me in the face and stole my stuff and i bled to death...lmao xD But if you want to help my new spawn Out I am scavenging anew! grave diggers? I have played on that server a few times. Steam id: ExiledKhallisi skype: shae.germann