So Sexy 259 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Эх, дурачек ты... Edited March 21, 2014 by So Sexy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
takfar@gmail.com 24 Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Hah. The other day I was playing with a friend, sweeping houses for loot. By then I had a fnx45 with a full mag, an axe, and.. not much else. He was relatively newly-spawned, wearing a terrible white shirt and yellow construction helmet which made him look like a Village People castout (as well as a huge target). So, we split up to look at houses faster. I swept through one set of houses, he swept through another. I didn't find anything useful, we decided to join up again. So I went to our rendezvous point, and saw someone approach, green jacket, gas mask, carrying an axe, running towards me. I shouted to him over voice "look out! enemy incoming!". I had my pistol ready, so I fired. Single shot to the head. The target went down like a sack of potatoes. So my buddy shouts "enemy hit me! I'm unconscious!". I looked around for some other incoming enemies............. only to realize the gas-mask-wearing, axe-toting tango I had just dropped was actually my friend, who had just found a set of new clothes. I had a defibrillator on my bag and tried to bring him back, but it didn't work - I suppose I would have needed an epi-pen shot as well. After that, we had a good laugh (his words: "what the hell! you never one-shot-kill actual enemies when we get into firefights!") and decided to always warn one another whenever we changed clothing. Edited March 21, 2014 by takfar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quobble 175 Posted March 21, 2014 Hehe :D When we split up looting, we only put on new clothings once we are done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
