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l mandrake

Lovers' tiff

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DayZ, our love affair has been so intense that these last few weeks have been a whirlwind, some of the best times of my gaming life....so even though you decided to play a naughty little trick on me while I was logged off, I have decided to forgive you.

I'm sure you only turned my lovely AKM into a bunch of heat packs and cans of coke to help me develop as a survivor, and as a person. And although i may have said a few things in the heat of the moment I want you to know that I forgive you totally because....because....

Gosh darn it, I think I love you :blush:


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My meat actually turned into AK mags.

my meat turned into cans of beans. There's some weird shit happening in our backpacks..:)

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