Fresh Spawn - Full Server - The Wet Bandits

[Sinphaltimus 262]

I wanted to record a new adventure... 

 

I started as a fresh spawn. My story was this, the last thing I remembered, I was at a bachelor party then I woke up on the beach. New spawn, Kamy, Full server. Head to Bereenzino, take the coastal road. 

First encounter, A fully geared guy. I totally played up the panic, "Hey military guy! Can you please tell me WTF is going on? Told him my story, and he listened, and played along. Ended up giving me a can of food and wishing me well in these horrid times. He left me with "God Bless." His name is "Shields". Thank you shields, I will never forget you.

Second encounter, I get held up by a bunch of guys fully kitted in odds and ends gear, all wearing red helmets. They surrounded me and began to wiggle and chant some weird shit. I totally played up the disoriented starving guy who last recalls a bachelor party and woke up on the beach. I told them about Shields. They made me take off my pants. One of them wanted to force drink me some Alcohol tincture. I kept thinking, "Dammit, this is going to be a short video..." When I was reluctant, he said look, it's safe, and drank some himself. So I agreed fearing for my life thinking I would survive. I drank it, then they made me drink water until I puked, THREE TIMES! Then fist fight another Bambi, We both got knocked out, I woke up first. Then the other guy, then we fought again and I went down. I woke up naked. These guys gave me my cloths back and started chatting with me, asked if I wanted to join them so I did. The other guy ended up being one of theirs.

We heard gun fire in the distance and took shelter in a nearby house, sharing stories of how I came to Russia and the bachelor party. They were begining to warm up to me. But most importantly, i was still alive, and these guys were pretty funny. They gave me a magnum loaded and some extra ammo. 

Gun fights and revenge hunts...looting and running, oh the running..... I did end up getting sick hours later and when the server reset, I came back a Bambi with nothing and quickly joined up again for more of the mayhem (they invite me in to their teamspeak - Yes, I think I'm going to survive the night!)

And the night carried on. I went raiding with them all night, we got in to gun fights, had casualties, etc.. Fought fully geared as well as killed insane fist throwing Bambis. 

thye decided on a name for their group of Red Helmet wearing Bandits - "The We4t bandits" Yeah, like the goffy ones in Home alone. And it fits them perfectly.

By the end of the night, more of their friends joined, we ended up rolling in to elektro 9 people strong in a full server. Journey all the way down to Elektro on full servers and held down a fire station. Bloody as fucking hell. Fucking amazing.

I'm almost fully geared and just outside of elektro.

Yes, I recorded almost all of it. Will take some time to produce the video (I have a back log).

So...don't be afraid to fresh spawn on fully crowded servers. I just met a new bunch of guys to run with simply because they loved my role playing. I later learned half of them wanted to KoS me and a few others opted for fisting me to death, but as I carried on with my story and bewilderment of the environment and quirkiness of their group.... they made me one of their own.

All 9 of us in red motorcycle helmets. It was fun.

Thank you "Wet Bandits" - we shall  run together again!!!

Sincerely,

 

Pope Sinphaltimus Exmortus

F.irst E.ever D.igital C.hurch O.f M.ind S.lack

Edited March 1, 2014 by Sinphaltimus

[weedmasta 784]

Could you possibly change the color of the text back to default? I don't want to commit eye suicide.

Edited March 1, 2014 by weedmasta

[Sinphaltimus 262]

Could you possibly change the color of the text back to default? I don't want to commit eye suicide.

Yeah, i don't know how the hell that happened...Making changes now.

What is the default color? Yes, i am color blind so knowing what the default color is will allow me to select it.

EDIT:Ah there, think I got it.

Edited March 1, 2014 by Sinphaltimus