Reads Rocket Departure News in Berezino Newspaper, something breaks...

[Luminaryleoso 0]

Fully geared with a camoed lrs Mosin, and reading the local Berezino newspaper at the grocery store, he learned of the announced departure of president Rocket. Believing Rocket was in to deep with the wiggle gang and book collectors, something breaks inside him. In a rage, he throws his pipsi down which was stuck in his puffer pocket for two weeks. A Bambi approaches the grocery store blaring the song "Wrecking Ball" over his two way radio, in a rage over the news, he pulls out his mosin and tells the Bambi to "stop!, put your hands up!" the Bambi does, and starts to wiggle left to right. Unfortunately for this Bambi, it was not a good time to announce his membership in the wiggle gang. He shoots 5 rounds into the Bambi, the first one did the job, the next 4 were to calm the rage. He then strips down to his underwear, wearing nothing but a improvised backpack, trades his mosin for a shotgun at the Berezino school, then promptly kills his trading partner because of the purple beanie he was wearing.  In a naked fit, he scours Berezino killing 5 newly arriving citizens, one of which asks, does it matter if i have the new testament in my hiking backpack? That person gets two more rounds, while laying unconscious, because of his book collecting tendencies. Approaching a construction site south of Berezino, he decides to throw his backpack down and take a leap of faith off the fourth floor of the structure when he see's a rabbit, while gazing at the rabbit through a tunnel of grass, he hears a loud scream "give me your can opener!!!" and goes unconscious. He never wakes up, but he does find peace in that unconscious loop state.

[victusmortuus 1074]

meh

[So Sexy 259]

Seriously people, use the off topic please.

[louist 163]

Seriously people, use the off topic please.

And paragraphs.

[Luminaryleoso 0]

Boy, sorry fellas, perhaps I should stick to KOS or Bandit or the million other stale topics of discussion. Perhaps it was a "meh" worthy post. lol ok

[Crooked Hauser 258]

Seriously people, use the off topic please.

Wait there's an off-topic and a general!? That explains why Dean is leaving right there. "If it's too general for general then it's off topic" said in that silly NZ accent.

Also, "I'm the band manager, Brett."

[louist 163]

Wait there's an off-topic and a general!? That explains why Dean is leaving right there. "If it's too general for general then it's off topic" said in that silly NZ accent.

Also, "I'm the band manager, Brett."

"My name's Brett"

"Brit?"

"Brett"

"Brit?"

"Brett"