I enjoy beating children to death with my bare fists.

[LittleBlackRainCloud 2]

I logged in earlier as a fresh spawn and went afk in  nearby house for a quick minute to grab a PB&J sandwich, toasted mmm. And my wife says, someone just knocked you unconscious. So I come back, and there I am lying on the floor unconscious. While waiting to see if I'm going to be pummeled to death or not I say, "Hi there."

 

The response back is hi =)

 

So in a moment of communication, he failed to knock me unconscious again. So I return the favor and knock his ass out. And I do this for about 10 minutes, until I start to get bored. Eventually he crying about how he doesn't care (he is obviously a preteen) etc.

So I eventually nudge his unconscious body out the door, where I strip him of his spawn shirt, pants and running shoes and continue beating him until he bleeds.

 

We are of course out in the middle of almost nowhere. He asks for his shirt back so he can make rags and stop the bleeding. I tell him that would be helping, and take off for inland.

 

Have nice day kid!

[Rick1633 136]

Lol.   Great story.