What random items do you find you didn't expect?

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I was walking along the cost when I found this....

 

 

 

here it is on my back

 

 

 

After finding this a guy snooped up behind me and sneakily started to punch me, knocked me unconscious and headed towards Elektro, from Solnichny, where I was. When I woke up I saw him running across the horizon, and so naturally, I began following him. I followed him to Elektro and I started to say "Drop the backpack" and "Give it back" he didn't speak English (sounded Russian) so I eventually stopped, he told me to stop and said friendly, but I punched him in the face and left him unconscious, like he did to me earlier, in Solnichny.

He got up and ran off somehow and I hunted him down, but now, he was armed with a baseball bat. I stupidly challenged him to a fight, and I got one lucky punch onto his face but before he hit me several times in the chest with the bat, and I knocked him unconscious. I took his bat and backpack and all my clothes back, as he stripped me before. I somehow felt sorry for this poor fellow lying helplessly in front of me, so I dropped all my stuff (As I was bleeding out and going to die anyway) and as he woke up, I said, merry Christmas! (Even though Christmas is way over (two months ago) ) and I fell unconscious, for the last time, and died right as he woke up. :)

 

The whole scenario was quite strange, but anyway, what things do you find that you think are funny/comical/random?