ATTENTION! Broadcast from Cobra Commander Detected in Berezino!

[crazykage 1063]

EDIT: DUE TO CRIPLING LAG, DIFFICULTIES IN FINDING A GOOD SERVER, AND OTHER ISSUES, I HAVE TO POSTPONE THIS. SORRY PEOPLE.

 

 

 

ALL RIGHT JOES! Pipe down, sit down, and close your yappers. This is your mission briefing!

 

At 2pm, eastern standard time, a broadcast from Cobra Commander was detected somewhere in the vicinity of the Chernorussion city of Berezino. Here it is:

 

*kesssshhshsssshhh"DESTRO! Come IN Destro! WHERE ARE YOU, you chrome faced MORON?! Im lost, and its all thanks to YOU, you fool! I need evac IMEADIATELY!!! come IN DESTRO!"*kassshhhhhhh.

 

The broadcast continues with more of the same. Evidently, Cobra Commander has become separated from the rest of his forces. We will likely never see a better opportunity to deal such a crushing blow to the COBRA LAH organization than now. NOW is our chance to chop off the head of the snake, as it were. SO LISTEN UP! Here is your S.A.L.U.T.E report:

 

Size: It is believed that CC is alone. Nonetheless, do not underestimate him. He is very dangerous. Only approach him when and if you have tactical superiority.

 

Activity: CC is broadcasting for assistance repeatedly on an open frequency (87.8 FM). He is likely on the move, as we cannot triangulate his exact position within the city.

 

Location: The Chernorussian city of Berezino. As said, exact coordinates are unknown at this time

 

Unit/Uniform: Cobra Commander, leader of COBRA LAH. Our High Definition Z-ray Spy satellite JOEEYE one caught a brief glimpse of him. He appeared to be wearing a green ballistic helmet, black boots, gas mask, and full chernorussian military standard issue fatigues.

 

Time Observed: Today at 2pm, eastern standard. Continued broadcasts are detected periodically.

 

Equipment: The JOEEYE one's z-ray scanner was able to detect only that he is carrying an SKS rifle, FNx45 pistol, 357 Magnum, and a sawed off shotgun. The scanner also detected a large amount of lead, assumed to be ammunition. Beyond that, it is not known what else he may have at his disposal.

 

That's it JOES. Time to go out and get him and put a stop to his reign of terror once and for all! Remember, it is commonly known that CC is a coward, and will use any means at his disposal to stay ahead, so STAY SHARP.

 

GO GET IM' BOYS!

YOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOE!!!!!!!!!  

SERVER IP: 108.61.100.17:2302

Edited February 7, 2014 by Crazykage

[skyline-gtr 130]

Awesome!!!

 

[HumanDecency 3]

woohoo :D my ungeared ass is en route to be a spectator (don't kill me<3)

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

WARNING, WARNING! TARGET DETECTED! TARGET DETECTED! APPROACHING TARGET! PREPARE TO BE ANNIHILATED!  :D

[crazykage 1063]

The broadcasts are continuing. Tune your radios to the correct frequency and join in the hunt!

[crazykage 1063]

......

 

 

my game just froze. standby...

[DeatHTaX 1217]

Anyone who want's to group up to take Corporal Carpetcleaner down, add me on Steam:

 

 

DeatHTaX

 

We'll all meet up in a location and strategize from there

[TedZ 424]

Anyone who want's to group up to take Corporal Carpetcleaner down, add me on Steam:

 

 

DeatHTaX

 

We'll all meet up in a location and strategize from there

I'll meet you, and kill you *wink*

[crazykage 1063]

ok. im back in. closing IE to help the game run better. Find me in game.

[crazykage 1063]

ok, so im thinking of moving this to another server. This one is experiencing some rather BAD lag at the moment (probably due to rain), and I have crashed AGAIN. So ill try and find another server, and let you know....

[crazykage 1063]

.....

 

TRYING to find a better server, but logout timer is doing its thing.

[crazykage 1063]

Ok. yeah. This is infuriating. EVERY server I find with 3PP OFF spawns me at the coast, or has horrendous lag.

The only ones I can find where I have my kit, AND don't have crippling lag are 3pp off servers.

 

I really don't want to do this in 3pp.....

 

what do you guys think?

 

Add to that the log in timer, and its a recipe for "coffee mug through monitor"...

Edited February 7, 2014 by Crazykage

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

Are you still going to be in that place? I want to meet you there. :( Lol

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

DeathTax, I wanted to add you but I couldn't. There's too many of them. Haha Add mine: ImDeafDontShootMe :)

[crazykage 1063]

damn. Im sorry guys. Didn't mean to get ya all excited over nothing. But I don't think its going to work today...

 

Last night I played, and had ZERO issues. In fact, the game has been running great for me for the last 2 weeks!

 

but the INSTANT I logged in today, I could tell there was something amiss. The lag was present from the start, and only got worse and worse. Crashed the game twice.

 

Now I cant even find a server: All the hardcore ones I join either have crippling lag, spawn me at the coast with no gear, or both.

 

And all the servers that have 3pp on that I try to join are all laggy as well.

 

Add to that the logout timer stacking up every time I leave a server, and this becomes an exercise in futility.

 

I think I am going to have to postpone this for another day. Sorry guys. I actually feel a little bad about this.
 

[skyline-gtr 130]

I enjoyed the OP!

its the thought that counts, dont feel too bad.

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

Damn, I hope we can play again tomorrow! It seems like the rain is the main problem causing all these shitty lag issues. 

[crazykage 1063]

Yeah. The funny thing is that when I first logged in to position myself in berez, the first thing I heard was rain and a blast of thunder.

 

I was thinking "daaaaaamn. NICE! this will add some atmosphere and tension to things."

 

Oh well.

[Window Licker 504]

awww I was really interested to see the outcome, I'd watch that on youtube particularly if you had footage of the hunters and hunted to show a timeline of whats happening tactically.

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

I know right CrazyKage? It would have been awesome to do this while it was raining and full of thunder. Lol btw, can I add you on steam? I'd like to play with you someday. :D

[crazykage 1063]

I know right CrazyKage? It would have been awesome to do this while it was raining and full of thunder. Lol btw, can I add you on steam? I'd like to play with you someday. :D

Steam name is "CobraCommander".

 

Theres a lot of them, so just look for the one that has the same avatar image as the one you see here in the forum.

[ImDeafDontShootMe 8]

Thank you :)

 

I added ya!

Edited February 7, 2014 by ImDeafDontShootMe

[Judopunch 523]

The patch broke something. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

[crazykage 1063]

Lol. ^he gets it...

[Judopunch 523]

<3