Lol story

[raezion420 97]

So me and a friend were coming back from a long journey on a full server. We went from spawns at kamy, up the coast, through all of Berenzino, up the coast to the ship wreck, to NE air field, then back the same route.  We got pretty lucky and found lots of weapons on the way, I had a mosin and my buddy had an M4. 

 

The trip up there was pretty uneventful (which was surprising as more people have been going to berenzino and up north lately). We did kill 2 half geared guys at the shipwreck that were searching around inside. One had a short range scope for my mosin which was cool, better than nothing.  

 

Anyways on the way back as we just got out of berenzino heading back to kamy, we were running low on food. We see this guy running across a field, he had a backpack and some stuff with an axe ect. We take a few shots at him but miss all of them because we had been running and we didn't wait to catch our breath so it was really shaky. 

 

This guy... he was zig zagging across the field, then he sees a newish spawn guy at the end of the field.. he then stops and we see him waving and talking to the guy like he forgot he was being shot at.. So we are moving up crossing the field in open sight behind him, and they just stand there talking. 

 

I take another shot, and hit him in the ass. He yells to the other guy to run so they book it into town. We go up in town after them but lost them. Seconds later we are walking down past a few houses, and hear them laughing like crazy in the mic chat. So we go in the house and blast one dead the other takes his axe out and swings and we kill him. Score! we got food now.

 

Well as he is dead he proceeds to yell at us for killing him saying we are the cancer of this game and how this game is bullshit blah blah blah. Then after we just laugh at him, he instantly teleports back to us inside the house without any clothes on, white shirt white boxers and starts talking more shit! We kill him again like wtf and seconds later, boom hes there again alive but with nothing on. The third time he says "oh man i dont want to play fuck this game you guys kill it, just kill me again, come on kill me, ect" 

 

So, on his first body, he had handcuffs. We handcuff him, hes like "oh my god really?". My buddy has disinfectant, we force feed him the bottle. Once again "what the fuck really? just kill me" then he logs out, comes back unhandcuffed, punching us, we kill him, he teleports back new spawn, so we log out laughing after severely bashing him for being a hacker but complaining about KoS.. 

 

Super funny events, I am glad I killed that hacking douche so many times. Thought I would share. 

 

 

TL;DR

We killed a guy and his new found friend (kos) for food, and he rages at us for being the cancer of the game for kos, as he hacks and keeps teleporting to us to complain lol. Hacker got mad at a kos. LOL

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

teleporting

 

I doubt it, he probably just got that spawn and ran to you. I always seem to spawn in Kamy and factory now.

[raezion420 97]

I doubt it, he probably just got that spawn and ran to you. I always seem to spawn in Kamy and factory now.

No you dont understand, 

 

1) he came back within seconds 3 or 4 times in a row inside of the house, with all the doors closed.

2) everytime he instantly came back he was not even wearing the starter clothes, he had nothing. 

 

There is no way he can spawn with no starting clothes, 3 or 4 times in a row, inside the same house he died. 

[skyline-gtr 130]

Probably best to submit a bug report.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

No you dont understand, 

 

1) he came back within seconds 3 or 4 times in a row inside of the house, with all the doors closed.

2) everytime he instantly came back he was not even wearing the starter clothes, he had nothing. 

 

There is no way he can spawn with no starting clothes, 3 or 4 times in a row, inside the same house he died. 

 

I still doubt it, meaning I don't believe that happened.* This ain't the mod, if he were a cheater he would have teleported you in to the sea or killed you or something. I feel it's more likely you felt the need to embellish your story about how hard core you are because you shot un-geared players who were defending themselves with axes.

 

*Unless someone (sensible) can confirm they have seen people teleporting around, of course.

Edited February 4, 2014 by DarkwaveDomina

[raezion420 97]

I still doubt it, meaning I don't believe that happened.* This ain't the mod, if he were a cheater he would have teleported you in to the sea or killed you.

 

*Unless someone (sensible) can confirm they have seen people teleporting around, of course.

Go watch the end of that dudes youtube video about him trying to be "friendly" or w/e, the end of it theres a guy teleporting around just to fuck with him. I know it is possible, 

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

Go watch the end of that dudes youtube video about him trying to be "friendly" or w/e, the end of it theres a guy teleporting around just to fuck with him. I know it is possible, 

 

The DevilDogGamer video? Seen it, also seen my friends doing that. They certainly are not hackers, it's lag/desync (which can be forced to happen, but won't teleport you from the coast to a place of your choosing).

[SirStriped 19]

Go watch the end of that dudes youtube video about him trying to be "friendly" or w/e, the end of it theres a guy teleporting around just to fuck with him. I know it is possible, 

That was a different situation. That hacker only killed people that KoS and snipe on a hill. No need to kill a ungeared player like the guy in the video you're referencing. The guy you faced wasn't hacking or you would of never killed him in the first place. God Mode would of prevented that.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

That was a different situation. That hacker only killed people that KoS and snipe on a hill.

 

Also most people who openly call themselves a hacker are script kiddies, like the one in the DDG video using a lagswitch.

[raezion420 97]

People don't have to be running every hack known at once to be hacking.. 

 

Please tell me the bug you KNOW it to be instead of hacking? You guys have seen this before? 

 

The fact he was not surprised at all that he was respawning with no starting gear in the exact same spot inside of a house, tells me it was not a bug.

 

He did it just to lecture me over and over about how I ruin the game, then the last time to try and punch us out. 

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

Please tell me the bug you KNOW it to be instead of hacking? You guys have seen this before?

You told me to go watch the "Friendly!" video, I have seen it before and I'm not convinced that player was 'hacking' (even if they called themselves a hacker), it looked like they were using a lagswitch and not traditional cheats. What you describe though is nothing like lagswitch and I haven't seen any evidence of the old DayZ Mod-type cheats in standalone, they are one reason standalone was developed in the first place.

 

I simply suspect that you added the "and he was a hax0r!" part to embellish your story. Without that part, it's just a boring story about you shooting some un-geared players and thinking you're hard.

[Douken (DayZ) 2]

Wish you the best of luck brah!

great story.

[raezion420 97]

You told me to go watch the "Friendly!" video, I have seen it before and I'm not convinced that player was 'hacking' (even if they called themselves a hacker), it looked like they were using a lagswitch and not traditional cheats. What you describe though is nothing like lagswitch and I haven't seen any evidence of the old DayZ Mod-type cheats in standalone, they are one reason standalone was developed in the first place.

 

I simply suspect that you added the "and he was a hax0r!" part to embellish your story. Without that part, it's just a boring story about you shooting some un-geared players and thinking you're hard.

Lol, you are a funny guy. Okay okay believe what you want it matters not to me. 

[Hethwill_Khan 233]

I read the story twice. Still can't find the Lol part.

 

Thanks for sharing though.

Edited February 4, 2014 by Hethwill_Khan

[PhillyT 554]

Probably the bigger issue is that you and your buddy are assholes.  That seems the greater concern compared to his teleportation.

[OldGreg (DayZ) 1]

'Tis what you get for trying to KoS people :) but in all honesty, it sounds like a bug. I was once killed by an axe murdurer, and that was after my friend unloaded 30 m4 rounds into him, and he was bleeding visibly from the face....