Funny Event: Munchkin sings the lollipop guild song

[crazywolf5150 17]

I wasn't new to the game when this happened, but I was a freshly spawned bambi on the coast between the factory and Nizhnoye and I encountered a group of six fully armed people heading south on the road. They stopped and greeted me and I noticed that one of them had a high pitch voice and sounded like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, so I ask her: "are you a munchkin?" She replies with a yes and offers to sing the munchkin song, so all seven of us gathered in a circle, put our hands in the air and leaned left and right while she sung "we represent the lollipop guild." It was very funny and afterwards the munchkin told me to kiss her ass, so I crouched and did so while saying in the Smeagle voice: "ooooh, she has our precious, the brown ring!" They then wanted me to sing a song, so I sung the South Park parody song "follow the only road" (which makes fun of Canada, because it's the only road in Canada). Afterwards I asked for a reward and the munchkin was nice enough to hand me her sawed off shotgun with some shotgun shells. After that many of them were "offering" to break my legs, telling me that it would benefit me. Of course I declined, knowing what it's like to fall off of a very small building and have my legs break. I move on and head north only to encounter them again in Nizhnoye, but they think I'm someone else and one of them shoots me. I run away, go behind a building and bandage myself up. They catch up with me again ask for the shotgun and I tell them that the munchkin gave it to me, they then realize that it was me and one of them asks why I don't have the same t-shirt. I give him the obvious answer that the t-shirt can't carry anything in it, so I had put on the first grey hoodie that I found. One of them was nice enough to give me a saline bag to replenish some of my blood, but right afterwards another member of their group kills me with the fire ax. Another chick in the group then calls that person an asshole and one of them attempts to bandage my dead body in hopes that I was merely unconscious. That had to have been the funniest and strangest group of players I encountered in DayZ.