To The Gentleman That Spawned At My Sniping Spot...

[American_Mongrel 17]

I hope the 7.62 bullet that lodged itself in your buttocks felt wonderful. You spawned a foot in front of me, and never switched to Third Person Perspective to check your immediate surroundings. I even had time to switch to my Magnum and then rethink it and pull my Mosin back out, with which I shot you square in the gluteus. On the upside, you can now use two toilets at once! In addition, I played Protector Case Inception with all 6 of your cases. I had a great time and I hope you did too.... I need a cigarette.

Edited January 30, 2014 by American_Mongrel

[knoCC (DayZ) 211]

I hope the 7.62 bullet that lodged itself in your buttocks felt wonderful. You spawned a foot in front of me, and never switched to Third Person Perspective to check your immediate surroundings. I even had time to switch to my Magnum and then rethink it and pull my Mosin back out, with which I shot you square in the gluteus. On the upside, your second anus is quite desirable by the homosexual male porn industry. In addition, I played Protector Case Inception with all 6 of your cases. I had a great time and I hope you did too.... I need a cigarette.

LOL! We need more of this guy and less bitchin'...You have my beans, I wish I could throw you my panties too....

 

Wait, I'm not wearing any :rolleyes:

 

(Yes Homo)

Edited January 30, 2014 by knoCC