Never Seen This Symptom And Could Not Find It.

[flygamer1 176]

http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1tlllt/dayz_standalone_symptoms/

 

I cant find this on the list am I blind or what? http://tinypic.com/r/2lbkqa0/8

[LaughingJack (DayZ) 767]

:D Pubic lice. Apply alcohol tincture or desinfectant on your genitals.

Alternatavly shave your pubic hair with a combat knife.

 

Edit: In case that someone really does this: do not do this.

Me, Bohemia, Microsoft and all other companies are unliable in the case of hurt genitals while trying that method. But King.com may sue you for the already trademarked word "crotch".

Fur further help, please refer to http://www.medicinenet.com/vaginal_itching/symptoms.htmhttp://www.medicinenet.com/vaginal_itching/symptoms.htm

Edited January 29, 2014 by LaughingJack

[e00c 84]

 Alternatavly shave your pubic hair with a combat knife.

:|  :|  :o

[Bounty Hunter 16]

Stay away from the zombies... i heard they have crabs...

[e00c 84]

I'm becoming rather worried about the topics / direction people want this game to go in.. sacks, zombie whores, chains, fluffy handcuffs.. It's like 50 shades of dayz..

[overdosed (DayZ) 77]

Ahah thats either a bug and it just the text pops out, or its a troll server message. It showed up for me once just after i joined a server right after the usual server messages.

[LegitOldSchool 261]

You're being fooled by a server message thinking it's a status message.

[bushwaka 48]

http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1tlllt/dayz_standalone_symptoms/

 

I cant find this on the list am I blind or what? http://tinypic.com/r/2lbkqa0/8

You little rascal. You crept up behind one of the female walkers and smashed her back doors in :lol:

 

You better get to the docs for the old "scraper" treatment, a bit pronto!

[BadassPreacher 47]

Have you been playing on the fraggers.inc server, have you? :D

 

That message got me too, but after a couple times I finally figured out what was going on. Made me laugh though :)