The Crazy Things That Happen.....

[pugs2300 2]

I had heard about this game for awhile. Being a zombie fan i immediately wanted it. I decided to wait for the SA, which i got a few days after it was released. On the first day, during my first encounter with other players, i knew.......I LOVE THIS GAME......what follows was literally within my first hour or two of playing and still the most hilarious thing i have experienced yet....

 

so after being KOSed for the 3-4 time i respawn on the coast. its been awhile now so i don't recall exactly where i spawned but i believe it was kamyshovo. i proceed to search the local houses and shops looking for anything that may help me live a little longer. after finding some food in a pub and a screwdriver to open it with i decide to go drink my fill at the local well. little did i know there was a surprise waiting for me there.

 

as i ran up to the well and started to drink, i just happen to see some movement and noticed a group of 4 players running toward me from the woods on the other side of the tracks. all three looked to be armed to the teeth, carrying m4's. this was normal far for me by this time as i had been shot dead by many people with the same equipment. although there was something different about this group. i think it was the fact that none of them were wearing any pants. before i even have a chance to try to talk to them they order me to put my hands up. at which point they handcuff me and their "leader" begins talking to me. his voice is obviously goin through some kind of voice altering program making it sound really creepy and weird. i can't understand anything he is saying. it sounds like something you would hear in a horror movie when a daemon starts talking some kind of evil satanic language.

 

as im trying to understand whats goin on and what the leader of this pack is saying i notice they have started to strip me of all my meager possessions. they take everything but my pants, and replace my can of sardines and screwdriver with a stone and a bible. its at this point i notice the text chat they are pumping out. its going by so fast its hard to keep up with what its saying. at the time all i could figure is that i was either being baptized by some kind of satanic church or im being initiated into some kind of pantsless psycho cult

 

at this point i am dying laughing over VoiP as i struggle to free myself from my restraints. after maybe 2-3 minutes of this crazy satanic baptism the leader walks closer. still being really new to the game i didn't know what the bottle of disinfectant was for. i found out shortly after that and my faint was clear. after they force feed me a whole bottle of disinfectant i was put down with a single shot to the head. i was laughing so hard i was crying.