DayZ-Reporter 2 Posted January 25, 2014 I Was Thirsty... I'm standing on the shore. My character is a big black dude, with a green shirt, black pants, and black shoes. Supposedly the perfect starting camo at the risk of being extremely racist. I didn't know what I was doing, so I searched around the houses, making my way down across the shore. I Find Nothing, Save for a Funny Tasting Apple... Welp, that was a bad idea. after eating a couple of rotten fruit, I'm now sick to the bone. My character throws up. As soon as I gain my senses I witness a zombie running towards me. Shit! Wait, That's Not a Zombie. It turns out that a fellow player is following me. I take flight, but before I go, I notice what he has on him.He has nothing but his fists. I try to formulate a plan. Against the moans of my sick character, I run into a warehouse to see if I can find a weapon to use. Nothing... Except...Another player comes out of the secondary warehouse, fists raised as well. He even has a motorcycle helmet! He paid no attention to my attacker, only to me. As if I was a wounded bambi waiting to be slaughtered... I raise my fists in response, and before I can get two punches out... My character gets a hit equivalent to Mike Tyson's punchout in the ring. I'm knocked cold. It all got better from there. But that was my first life playing DayZ: Standalone. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e00c 84 Posted January 25, 2014 ahaha! Whilst I've not been in a fist fight, I know exactly how you feel/felt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djporternz 644 Posted January 26, 2014 Remember, when it comes to rotten fruit, 'If you don't need it, leave it; if you need it, it's too late!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DayZ-Reporter 2 Posted January 26, 2014 Haha, good quote. Trust me, I have since learned that if I'm contemplating the consumption of rotten fruit, then I'll expect to be unconcious soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
