My First Time Playing DayZ Standalone: DayZ-Reporter

[DayZ-Reporter 2]

I Was Thirsty...

 

I'm standing on the shore. My character is a big black dude, with a green shirt, black pants, and black shoes. Supposedly the perfect starting camo at the risk of being extremely racist.

 

I didn't know what I was doing, so I searched around the houses, making my way down across the shore.

 

I Find Nothing, Save for a Funny Tasting Apple...

 

Welp, that was a bad idea. after eating a couple of rotten fruit, I'm now sick to the bone. My character throws up. As soon as I gain my senses I witness a zombie running towards me. Shit!

 

Wait, That's Not a Zombie.

 

It turns out that a fellow player is following me. I take flight, but before I go, I notice what he has on him.

He has nothing but his fists. I try to formulate a plan. Against the moans of my sick character, I run into a warehouse to see if I can find a weapon to use.

 

Nothing... Except...

Another player comes out of the secondary warehouse, fists raised as well. He even has a motorcycle helmet!

He paid no attention to my attacker, only to me. As if I was a wounded bambi waiting to be slaughtered...

 

I raise my fists in response, and before I can get two punches out...

 

My character gets a hit equivalent to Mike Tyson's punchout in the ring. I'm knocked cold.

 

It all got better from there. But that was my first life playing DayZ: Standalone.

 

[e00c 84]

ahaha! Whilst I've not been in a fist fight, I know exactly how you feel/felt! 

[djporternz 644]

Remember, when it comes to rotten fruit, 'If you don't need it, leave it; if you need it, it's too late!'

[DayZ-Reporter 2]

Haha, good quote. Trust me, I have since learned that if I'm contemplating the consumption of rotten fruit, then I'll expect to be unconcious soon.