You rotten *@$!"%*

[bushwaka 48]

So, I waited until this big patch went mainstream before logging in to continue my quest.

 

To my dismay, the bastards have stolen my magnum, and ammo, and replaced it with 2 twigs and some rags.

 

Whatever dev it was, I hope your next shit is a hedgehog ;)

[TheNorCalSniper 63]

Yeah, I spawned in shirtless, had a wolf mask, a wood cutting axe, and bag of rice, and an empty canteen. I didn't have any of that (save for the canteen) prior to the patch haha So I had random shit in my inventory.

[Window Licker 504]

But it's an....

ALPHA DAWG!!

[crimsonbzd 247]

DayZ alpha.

 

Alpha.

 

A

L

P

H

A

 

Alpha. Al-pha. Aa Ele Pee Hache Aa

 

Alpha.

[-MadTommy 367]

Whatever dev it was, I hope your next shit is a hedgehog ;)

 

Great line.. have beans. :)

[Wightlion 28]

Hi Bush, this is Bush,.....

 

I am experiencing abnormal character resets after the latest patch even when the server, that I usually play in, restarts I end up back on the bloody coast without my bucket and spade  :(

 

Now theres no chance to pop in and have a quick loot session for say half hour because its currently pointless if ever you log out only to become once again a fresh Prawn !!

 

 

 

So fella`s think yourself lucky that you actually spawn with something  :P

[StayAlive (DayZ) 169]

RULE 1- Don't get attached to your gear;)

[hatesauce 99]

[bushwaka 48]

But it's an....

ALPHA DAWG!!

 

 

DayZ alpha.

 

Alpha.

 

A

L

P

H

A

 

Alpha. Al-pha. Aa Ele Pee Hache Aa

 

Alpha.

 

No shit Sherlock. I think a little humour is wasted on you chaps :|

[bushwaka 48]

 

Bloody hell.

 

[UNDERWORLD 76]

ALPA hahahahaha

[bushwaka 48]

ALPA hahahahaha

 

lolz, just seen that!

[Wightlion 28]

oooh is it in Alpha,...

 

I would have never of guessed !!!

[bushwaka 48]

oooh is it in Alpha,...

 

I would have never of guessed !!!

Hi Bush!

 

This Alpha thing had me confused as well. Glad those 3 above cleared things up!

[jrussell4402 21]

What the fuck is an ALPA?  :rolleyes:

[bushwaka 48]

What the fuck is an ALPA?  :rolleyes:

"ALPAcino"?

[1S1K-Airborne 148]

Alpha = Pre-Release of the Actual Game =  NOT READY FOR FULL RELEASE, BUY JUST FOR GRINS, OR DON"T BUY IT UNTIL THE FULL RELEASE IS OUT

 

You can expect more wipes and weird shit along the way to the Full Release.  If you want to wait, play when it's a full release.  Otherwise suck it up.

[jrussell4402 21]

Alpha = Pre-Release of the Actual Game =  NOT READY FOR FULL RELEASE, BUY JUST FOR GRINS, OR DON"T BUY IT UNTIL THE FULL RELEASE IS OUT

 

You can expect more wipes and weird shit along the way to the Full Release.  If you want to wait, play when it's a full release.  Otherwise suck it up.

Sarcasm is sarcasm man, OP was just trying to.. ahh nm 

[conan the librarian 99]

Just logged in first time since the update - I went into the update with not an item to my soul, I come through the other side in full combat gear, a Mosin, Fireaxe and loads of rounds for an M4 (but no 7.62). Along with this I have loads of antibiotics, vitamin tablets, charcoal tabs and placebo painkillers.

 

The first house I looted on a near full server yeilded tuna and a coke..

 

Life has started well.

Edited January 23, 2014 by conan the librarian

[bushwaka 48]

Sarcasm is sarcasm man, OP was just trying to.. ahh nm 

It does make you wonder sometimes.

[Matej (DayZ) 71]

here is ALPA for you 

Edited January 23, 2014 by Matej

[UNDERWORLD 76]

Alpha = Pre-Release of the Actual Game =  NOT READY FOR FULL RELEASE, BUY JUST FOR GRINS, OR DON"T BUY IT UNTIL THE FULL RELEASE IS OUT

 

You can expect more wipes and weird shit along the way to the Full Release.  If you want to wait, play when it's a full release.  Otherwise suck it up.

You really missed the point mate!