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So, I waited until this big patch went mainstream before logging in to continue my quest.

 

To my dismay, the bastards have stolen my magnum, and ammo, and replaced it with 2 twigs and some rags.

 

Whatever dev it was, I hope your next shit is a hedgehog ;)

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Yeah, I spawned in shirtless, had a wolf mask, a wood cutting axe, and bag of rice, and an empty canteen. I didn't have any of that (save for the canteen) prior to the patch haha So I had random shit in my inventory.

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DayZ alpha.

 

Alpha.

 

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Alpha. Al-pha. Aa Ele Pee Hache Aa

 

Alpha.

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Hi Bush, this is Bush,.....

 

I am experiencing abnormal character resets after the latest patch even when the server, that I usually play in, restarts I end up back on the bloody coast without my bucket and spade  :(

 

Now theres no chance to pop in and have a quick loot session for say half hour because its currently pointless if ever you log out only to become once again a fresh Prawn !!

 

 

 

So fella`s think yourself lucky that you actually spawn with something  :P

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But it's an....

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ALPHA DAWG!!

 

 

DayZ alpha.

 

Alpha.

 

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Alpha. Al-pha. Aa Ele Pee Hache Aa

 

Alpha.

 

No shit Sherlock. I think a little humour is wasted on you chaps :|

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oooh is it in Alpha,...

 

I would have never of guessed !!!

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oooh is it in Alpha,...

 

I would have never of guessed !!!

Hi Bush!

 

This Alpha thing had me confused as well. Glad those 3 above cleared things up!

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Alpha = Pre-Release of the Actual Game =  NOT READY FOR FULL RELEASE, BUY JUST FOR GRINS, OR DON"T BUY IT UNTIL THE FULL RELEASE IS OUT

 

You can expect more wipes and weird shit along the way to the Full Release.  If you want to wait, play when it's a full release.  Otherwise suck it up.

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Alpha = Pre-Release of the Actual Game =  NOT READY FOR FULL RELEASE, BUY JUST FOR GRINS, OR DON"T BUY IT UNTIL THE FULL RELEASE IS OUT

 

You can expect more wipes and weird shit along the way to the Full Release.  If you want to wait, play when it's a full release.  Otherwise suck it up.

Sarcasm is sarcasm man, OP was just trying to.. ahh nm 

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Just logged in first time since the update - I went into the update with not an item to my soul, I come through the other side in full combat gear, a Mosin, Fireaxe and loads of rounds for an M4 (but no 7.62). Along with this I have loads of antibiotics, vitamin tablets, charcoal tabs and placebo painkillers.

 

The first house I looted on a near full server yeilded tuna and a coke..

 

Life has started well.

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Sarcasm is sarcasm man, OP was just trying to.. ahh nm 

It does make you wonder sometimes.

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Alpha = Pre-Release of the Actual Game =  NOT READY FOR FULL RELEASE, BUY JUST FOR GRINS, OR DON"T BUY IT UNTIL THE FULL RELEASE IS OUT

 

You can expect more wipes and weird shit along the way to the Full Release.  If you want to wait, play when it's a full release.  Otherwise suck it up.

You really missed the point mate!

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