[Beanditz] Recruiting now!

[Rask 32]

You can join by simply adding the [beanditz] tag to your profile!

We have no rules, we do have guidelines to enhance your gaming experience however, I'll list those at the end of my post.

Currently we're using skype as a voip, however we have a 500 slot ventrilo server at our disposal.

Now for a little speech:

We Beanditz are a proud and respected bandit clan. We do not kill without reason. We do not kill without hesitation. We do however, kill for the lulz.

== Beanditz Guidelines ==

*When interrogating an unarmed survivor, always allow a bribe of 1 can of beans. If this fine is paid, give them and item and send them along. If they refuse then DESTROY THEM!

*Do not kill someone because they have better gear than you, that's boring as shit and everyone does that. Instead, kill them and loot them, then fill their entire inventory with FLASHLIGHTS!

*Don't steal vehicles unless they are within "direct voice range". No point in stealing it if you can't taunt them. Instead get far off in the woods and snipe the vehicle every time they try to repair it. Trolling to the MAX!

*ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS carry some sexy beans on your person. If the bean god catches you without a companion who knows what may happen?f

[TheSexyGoat 5]

Seems legit.