So I was playing DayZ

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As my eyes opened I looked to my left to see the city of Elektro. "Fuck that" I thought as I bolted straight for the north woods. I passed the Topolka Dam and after a few minutes came upon a house. I noticed a body so I ran to it. To my delight I found an AK-74 and a Makarov pistol! I felt strong and continued my journey north after dodging a few zombies.

I soon found another small clearing with only a few houses. I kept quiet as a pranced through. Lucky me I found an M1911 and two clips! My endless hours of no loot had finally come to an end!

Heading further north I came upon a field with a trail leading down a hill to a barn. I decided this time I'd had enough with being cautious and unloaded a few AK rounds into the 6-7 zombies surrounding the area. After the dust settled I knew I was safe to enter.

I entered the haphazard little building to discover not one, but two primary weapons! An Enfield and a Winchester! I decided I wanted to keep the Winchester because of it's high damage, but I wasn't ready yet. I had far too much firepower to just leave some behind.

I climbed the stair, looked to the door, and popped off an AK round. Sure enough, several Chernaurus inhabitants came running! They were easy prey.

I decided to leave the barn and scout the nearby area as I still had plenty of AK ammo. I made it about 15 feet from the barn door before I remembered that Enfield rifles make loads of noise. I decided this would be the optimal way to attract new (read: rotting) flesh.

As I turned into the doorway to head to the Enfield a wild zombie appeared! In a single motion of what I feel had to be a WWE style clothesline the zombie knocked me to the floor.

Unconcious.

Broken leg.

Bleeding.

9000+ blood later I was dead.

1 fucking zombie. 1 fucking hit.

Lights out. Game over.

[Matthaeus8 0]

shit happens

[Disgraced 1123]

Boom.

Headshot.

[demazi99 1]

Well.

You got the big chance of bleeding and the small chance of breaking bones together with the even smaller one to go unconcious.

Bad lucl.

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shit happens

Indeed.

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As my eyes opened I looked to my left to see the city of Elektro. "Fuck that" I thought as I bolted straight for the north woods. I passed the Topolka Dam and after a few minutes came upon a house. I noticed a body so I ran to it. To my delight I found an AK-74 and a Makarov pistol! I felt strong and continued my journey north after dodging a few zombies.

I soon found another small clearing with only a few houses. I kept quiet as a pranced through. Lucky me I found an M1911 and two clips! My endless hours of no loot had finally come to an end!

Heading further north I came upon a field with a trail leading down a hill to a barn. I decided this time I'd had enough with being cautious and unloaded a few AK rounds into the 6-7 zombies surrounding the area. After the dust settled I knew I was safe to enter.

I entered the haphazard little building to discover not one' date=' but two primary weapons! An Enfield and a Winchester! I decided I wanted to keep the Winchester because of it's high damage, but I wasn't ready yet. I had far too much firepower to just leave some behind.

I climbed the stair, looked to the door, and popped off an AK round. Sure enough, several Chernaurus inhabitants came running! They were easy prey.

I decided to leave the barn and scout the nearby area as I still had plenty of AK ammo. I made it about 15 feet from the barn door before I remembered that Enfield rifles make loads of noise. I decided this would be the optimal way to attract new (read: rotting) flesh.

As I turned into the doorway to head to the Enfield a wild zombie appeared! In a single motion of what I feel had to be a WWE style clothesline the zombie knocked me to the floor.

Unconcious.

Broken leg.

Bleeding.

9000+ blood later I was dead.

1 fucking zombie. 1 fucking hit.

Lights out. Game over.

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LOL damn, haha that was a good one. i feel better about it happening to me now XD