ottovonlarnie 4 Posted January 19, 2014 (edited) This was a triumph! My first character is still going, despite having had a few close calls, and here is the story of what happened today. Me and some guy called 'xXFLAPSXx' who I picked up on the way were doing a bit of scavenging near Berezino, some psycho ran in out of nowhere swinging a bat around and xXFLAPSXx brought him down with his magnum, all this was fairly routine and I had seen it a thousand times before. ...we thought we could hear a chopper at first, but we knew this wasn't the case, and so we continued to go about our business. On returning to a fountain near to where we killed the guy earlier, the sound grew louder and we could make out someone talking, it sounded like someone talking to or playing with a small child. We could hear some non descript murmors and then we'd clearly hear '...there he is, aren't you clever..' or the even scarier '...nom, nom, nom I'm going to eat ya', yes I am nom, nom, nom...' We knew someone was afk nearby, so we decided to look for him, after what must have been 15-20 minutes we spotted him prone in some bushes. He was marvelously hidden, we'd walked past him a few times already and hadn't seen him. We decided to see if he would move anytime soon, but he didn't, we could still hear him chuntering away to the 'baby' in the background when all of a sudden it struck us. If we could hear him in direct chat, he should still be at the keyboard, we decided he must be able to hear us and we started to try and communicate. No sooner had we said 'hello?!', he was up and running toward us with a fireaxe saying 'I'm going to get you little man' in the same voice he had been using the whole time! Realising we had just been epically trolled, I pissed myself laughing, as xXFLAPSXx panicked and started to unload his revolver at the oncoming attacker I called out to him. ME: 'Hey mate, we're friendly!' (a difficult stance to try and take when you're buddy is shooting at the guy)TROLL: 'Here comes the aeroplane!... <NEEEAAAAOOOOWWWW>'xXFLAPSXx was killed by MyFavouriteEverPerson* with a fireaxe (*not his actual name)ME: 'DUDE STAHP!, this is funny, but please, stahp, I don't wan't to kill you'TROLL: '<NEEEAAAAOOOOWWWW>' MyFavouriteEverPerson* was killed by GreenMachine with an M4 (*not his actual name) MyFavouriteEverPerson* body disappears into the ground (*not his actual name) Words cannot describe how much I laughed! This is an urgent appeal, if you were, or you know who this mystery man was please get in touch. I figure it must have been captured on film, I am so eternally gutted that I didn't get it, I will never forgive myself! Please share this with people, spread the word, I need you're help to find this man! Edited January 19, 2014 by Green Machine 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muggerfugger (DayZ) 35 Posted January 19, 2014 "stahp"? kill this kid on sight. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
