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To that Gentleman.....

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To whom i met in the Berezhino supermarket yesterday, I salute you for making me absolutely crap my pants while streaming on Twitch, i also thank you for the random dribble i couldn't understand as you turned on your heels and proceeded to flee like Usain Bolt from the shop entrance.

You sir were a moment of utter comedy, not only did you managed to just run into the shop without first noticing this fully geared up nut case with an assault rifle staring at you but you then managed to run right up to me before whaling in surprise. 

I knew you were unarmed but your frenzied cries for mercy were noticed and responded with in tears of laughter, i never got to acknowledge your thanking of my actions in slaying the undead you had so kindly brought with you so here it is. "You are very welcome".

I was attempting to communicate and give you some essentials such as food and water since i had just emptied a good portion of the town but alas my mic does not work on direct and in your blind panic you vanished into vast corridors of the town before i could lend you my help.

So this is to you good Sir of whom i believe was German, Thank you for making me believe there is a little bit of comedy amongst the QQ'ing and Rage Quitting! Stay safe my surviving buddy, and if you do manage to read this (you saw my name in Direct one upon your arrival) feel free to PM me!

 

Many Smiles and laughs

 

Derpy.

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Ur fggt

Rgds

Immer

 

Thank you... whatever that said....

 

I love it when they don't log and neither of us pull a trigger.

 

I'm still not sure who shit himself more, me or him.

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