Your funniest kill?

[rydekk 250]

As a freshmen survivor in the day z standalone, i wonder what your funniest pvp kill was.

 

Mine was today, i was at the NWAF and i saw a sniper near a bush sniping people with a mosin. I sneaked up behind him and managed axe him in the balls. he then turned around and i chopped his face off with my axe after a few swings. What makes this so funny is that the kid ( less then 12 i suppose) in broken english said; " Wah matherfocker giiiet awaaaay from meeeeee"

and i think i heard a tear falling before he died. With that same axe, i killed a bandit spawning behind me while i picked my axe up yesterday when i spawned near berezino for my first ever game...

 

 

Now gentlemen please, share your stories with me :D

[frosti 2165]

 

said; " Wah matherfocker giiiet awaaaay from meeeeee"

 

Funny becouse as I was killing a guy with a mosin with my fists near Kamyshowvo he said exact same thing.

 

Must be mosin thing.

[Ineedscoffee 464]

I stalked this barracks rat (player in all green tsko camo, green ballistics helm, gasmask, large pack and m4) across four different towns. Every time he stopped at a well, id put a bullet in into the well, causing the ricochet noise. He would panic, and bolt into a building without any water. I'd then wait for him to emerge and move on. Surprisingly enough, he didn't log.

About the third town in, he started screaming friendly. Guessing he was dehydrated, I ignored it. He cared more about his gear then his well being. He booked it south, keeping to the tree lines, didn't do half bad at staying hidden. We hit outside of what I believe was Berezino. He stops to check the sign, I put a bullet just to the left of his noggin into the sign.

Will say this, he was good at going prone fast.

I'm losing my shit laughing, he pops up, and books it into town. I stay back about three seconds, and tail him. He heads into one of those apartment diners, and I see him kneeling. I zoom in, and see his hand come up,like he found water or food. Right then and there I shoot him in the head.

I've heard less offensive things from truck drivers losing on call of duty lol. He was slightly upset.

Edited January 17, 2014 by Ineedscoffee

[Immersive 121]

I stalked this barracks rat (player in all green tsko camo, green ballistics helm, gasmask, large pack and m4) across four different towns. Every time he stopped at a well, id put a bullet in into the well, causing the ricochet noise. He would panic, and bolt into a building without any water. I'd then wait for him to emerge and move on. Surprisingly enough, he didn't log.

About the third town in, he started screaming friendly. Guessing he was dehydrated, I ignored it. He cared more about his gear then his well being. He booked it south, keeping to the tree lines, didn't do half bad at staying hidden. We hit outside of what I believe was Berezino. He stops to check the sign, I put a bullet just to the left of his noggin into the sign.

Will say this, he was good at going prone fast.

I'm losing my shit laughing, he pops up, and books it into town. I stay back about three seconds, and tail him. He heads into one of those apartment diners, and I see him kneeling. I zoom in, and see his hand come up,like he found water or food. Right then and there I shoot him in the head.

I've heard less offensive things from truck drivers losing on call of duty lol. He was slightly upset.

10/10 would read again.

[AmirDayz 54]

On the second or third day after the release I got killed in Balota and got a little frustrated, I respawned in Cherno, found an axe and started hiking back to Balota. 

 

I ran on the northern side of the concrete wall that runs south of the airfield when I spot three guys on the road between the wall and the military camp, one of them has an M4 but the other two didn't have any firearms, I pull out my axe, run to the gap in the wall and just rush the heck out of the guy with the M4 killing him, his friends are flailing about probably trying not to line up with me so that they wouldn't get shot by their friend with the poor aim. 30 seconds later all three were dead and I was standing there victorious.

 

That's when I realized that firearms accuracy in this game might not be as good as it was in ARMA2. 

[Ineedscoffee 464]

On the second or third day after the release I got killed in Balota and got a little frustrated, I respawned in Cherno, found an axe and started hiking back to Balota. 

 

I ran on the northern side of the concrete wall that runs south of the airfield when I spot three guys on the road between the wall and the military camp, one of them has an M4 but the other two didn't have any firearms, I pull out my axe, run to the gap in the wall and just rush the heck out of the guy with the M4 killing him, his friends are flailing about probably trying not to line up with me so that they wouldn't get shot by their friend with the poor aim. 30 seconds later all three were dead and I was standing there victorious.

 

That's when I realized that firearms accuracy in this game might not be as good as it was in ARMA2.

Beans for you lol

[crazykage 1063]

Changed my steam name to "CobraCommander" (was totally amazed that it wasn't already taken...).

 

Logged in and went to balota.

 

Found and cornered a fully geared bandit (pretty sure he was due to gear I found on him. heroes have no need of handcuffs, right? also a blood bag, probably forcibly taken) in a barracks building.

 

Then, in my best Cobra Commander voice (1980's GIJoe version, which, if I do say so myself, I do EXTREMELY well...) I ordered him to surrender and obey me. He did. Then I questioned him, demanding to know about the Joe's plans to stop me and my weather modulator. He claimed not to know anything. So I replied that he was of no further use to me, and executed him.

[antonioajc 500]

Changed my steam name to "CobraCommander" (was totally amazed that it wasn't already taken...).

 

Logged in and went to balota.

 

Found and cornered a fully geared bandit (pretty sure he was due to gear I found on him. heroes have no need of handcuffs, right? also a blood bag, probably forcibly taken) in a barracks building.

 

Then, in my best Cobra Commander voice (1980's GIJoe version, which, if I do say so myself, I do EXTREMELY well...) I ordered him to surrender and obey me. He did. Then I questioned him, demanding to know about the Joe's plans to stop me and my weather modulator. He claimed not to know anything. So I replied that he was of no further use to me, and executed him.

Ah, man, I wish how this Cobra Commander sounds like. Gonna go to Youtube now. I'm pretty much imagining talking through a mask with a voice modulator.

 

*edit* Oh, just watched the video, he pretty much sounds like a Vorcha from Mass Effect.

Edited January 17, 2014 by AntonioAJC

[crazykage 1063]

Ah, man, I wish how this Cobra Commander sounds like. Gonna go to Youtube now. I'm pretty much imagining talking through a mask with a voice modulator.

 

*edit* Oh, just watched the video, he pretty much sounds like a Vorcha from Mass Effect.

I do the 80's version REEEEEEAAAALY well. Everyone tells me it sounds dead on...

[frosti 2165]

Changed my steam name to "CobraCommander" (was totally amazed that it wasn't already taken...).

 

Logged in and went to balota.

 

Found and cornered a fully geared bandit (pretty sure he was due to gear I found on him. heroes have no need of handcuffs, right? also a blood bag, probably forcibly taken) in a barracks building.

 

Then, in my best Cobra Commander voice (1980's GIJoe version, which, if I do say so myself, I do EXTREMELY well...) I ordered him to surrender and obey me. He did. Then I questioned him, demanding to know about the Joe's plans to stop me and my weather modulator. He claimed not to know anything. So I replied that he was of no further use to me, and executed him.

 

 

Ah, man, I wish how this Cobra Commander sounds like. Gonna go to Youtube now. I'm pretty much imagining talking through a mask with a voice modulator.

 

 

*edit* Oh, just watched the video, he pretty much sounds like a Vorcha from Mass Effect.

 

Your face when you realize that Cobra Commander is Starscreamer from Autobots.

 

Edited January 17, 2014 by Frosti

[crazykage 1063]

Your face when you realize that Cobra Commander is Starscreamer from Autobots.

You know whats funny about this?

The same 3 major animated versions of cobra commander also voiced the same respective iterations of starscream.

1980s cobra commander and star scream: same voice actor.

Second animated versions of gi joe and transformers (date?): same voice actor for both commander and starscream.

third versions? Also had a voice actor that did BOTH commander and starscream.

ME? I ALSO can do a pretty decent version of starscream.

I can also do a decent imitation of Mark Hamill's Joker from Batman: the animated series...

[rydekk 250]

You know whats funny about this?

The same 3 major animated versions of cobra commander also voiced the same respective iterations of starscream.

1980s cobra commander and star scream: same voice actor.

Second animated versions of gi joe and transformers (date?): same voice actor for both commander and starscream.

third versions? Also had a voice actor that did BOTH commander and starscream.

ME? I ALSO can do a pretty decent version of starscream.

I can also do a decent imitation of Mark Hamill's Joker from Batman: the animated series...

Maybe you should make videos. You would get lots of subs!

[crazykage 1063]

Maybe you should make videos. You would get lots of subs!

sadly, I do not really have a pc suitable for that. Don't even know how to do it, tbh.

Im not sure if my pc could handle fraps...

[Tizzle 90]

On a mid populated server up in the hills over Solnichy with my trusty mosin, new spawn runs into the town and i decided that instead i would mess with him. He stops for a second and i send a shot a few feet away from him. He immediately freaks out and starts running around. I send another shot to the left of him, and he stops and surrenders. I leave him there surrendered in the middle of town for what must have been 3 minutes without sending another shot. Finally, he gets up and flicks me off, at which point i put a bullet in his head. 

 

I didn't plan on killing him, but he challenged me! The gauntlet was thrown down and i HAD to pick it up!

[Pandema 352]

Sneezed and shot my friend in the back of the head with a .357

Not quite PvP but it was fun as hell.

[Jonah_Hobbes 171]

Mentioned this on another thread.

 

The guy I hacked to death today for his boots - after a wipe I was left in my underwear and my axe. Bumped into this guy looting at an airfield he just froze and didn't do anything to defend himself he had his axe out as well so it was one on one but he bottled it.  Hey I needed boots man.

 

The other thing although not exactly killing but my favorite thing to do is when I'm a new spawn is round up a few  zombies and train them onto someone who's not expecting it.  Cue benny hill music as they try and shake them I like to follow at  a distance if I can.

 

Always gives me the giggles - I am a man of simple tastes.