Stages of Dayz

[adwilk1231 5]

The stages of dayz

 

1.       How the hell do I pick things up?  What does duct tape do?  Ooohhh beans. 

 

2.       $%*^&*^% zombies.

 

3.       I now know how to not starve to death and kill zombies.  Oh I should eat this instead of holding it in my inventory.

 

4.       So this is where the fancy gear is.  Don’t I look nice in that…….oh I’m dead.

 

5.       Head on a swivel at all times.  Staying camouflaged.  Geared up and alive.

 

6.       Hunting people who are in stages 1-4.

[MadMags 32]

Sounds about right.

[Greaves 131]

6. Hunting people who are in stages 1-4

    Helping

Edited January 16, 2014 by Greaves

[frosti 2165]

Perfect.

 

PS.

 

7. Playing on first person only servers.

Edited January 16, 2014 by Frosti

[moneyboy 5]

8. Playing with closed eyes and only one hand.

[irl-calibre 744]

7 - Hunting the people who are hunting people @ stages 1 -4

[Korsbaek 1778]

1. Ah, my first time playing DayZ. Ooh, there's a player. I'll beat him up.

 

-90% of all DayZ players.

[Immersive 121]

1. Ah, my first time playing DayZ. Ooh, there's a player. I'll beat him up.

-90% of all DayZ players.

Or you could be me on my first day.

"Hey friend Im starving to death do you have any beans"

"Yeah buddy gimme a second"

"Thanks man you're a life savor"

*He drops bandages on the ground*

"Why bandages, I asked for food"

"Cause you're going to need them"

"Okay but I don't underst-"

He then proceeds to beat me down with a shovel while laughing like a madman.

*You are unconscious*

*You are dead*

[Awruk 216]

Perfect.

 

PS.

 

7. Playing on first person only servers.

SO MUCH THIS.

[adwilk1231 5]

I'm still stuck in stage 4.  :)