bon femme

[LeeHarveyEnfield 311]

beansy found her wandering around elektro, clearly in a state of confusion and in need of some assistance, we were huddled inside the stairwell of cherno firehouse as she bled all over the walls.
 
'Take off yer t shirt' he advised after she weakly proclaimed to have no bandages
'pardon? I cant do zat' she said kinda flirtatiously and with a giggle
'Just take it off and drop it into your inventory rip it up and use as a bandage you dopey cow!' not like beansy to be so curt, especially as this is the first actual female human playing as a female we have ever met in the game.
 
she did as she was told and dressed the wounds while beansy and I discussed our next move in teamspeak.
 
'Shes a girl' noted beany
'indeed she is, but lets not allow that minor detail to get in the way of our fun' I reasoned
'She's french' said beany
'I know but we cant discriminate on the basis of nationality' I hastily replied
'She's f*cking stupid' he added
'I know but we cant discriminate on the basis of mental agility either, remember we despise all noobs equally and without prejudice'

 

'ok I finish ze bandage' piped up the dumb frog wench 'so what we do now?'

 

that's when beansy punched her to the ground and kept on punching her while screaming 'FOR AGINCOURT!!!' over and over again until she died and left the server.

 

'Au revoir' said beansy with a chuckle

 

 

 

[beansy 41]

fuckn classic son, I remember her lol, French noob that she was.