Only in DayZ..tell us all odd and funny advantures..

[mefistoz 7]

My friend saw two guys boxing on top of the  building one of them played  eye  of the Tiger on Direct chat..he ask them can he be Judge...they boxed him to death....damn i love this game so much...

[Dayzplayer2 15]

Idk if I have already posted this, but:

A guy runs into the firehouse we are in, screams, "I am just running around with shoes! What's wrong with that?" I notice he is only wearing shoes, wtf. We kill him.

I look inside his backpack, filled to the brim with pristine shoes of all kinds.

[Guest]

Idk if I have already posted this, but:

A guy runs into the firehouse we are in, screams, "I am just running around with shoes! What's wrong with that?" I notice he is only wearing shoes, wtf. We kill him.

I look inside his backpack, filled to the brim with pristine shoes of all kinds.

hahahaha wtf

 

i used to do that with only hats :)

[paulusrojo 25]

I was fully geared and on my way to the south. Walking on the main road, minding my own business when I hear a scream on the Direct chat.

 

- Leeeeeerooooooy Jeeeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiins.

 

Some dumbass came charging at me with a crowbar. He fell face down with four 5,56 mm in his body.

 

Was still kind of funny though

 

Disclaimer: Google it you lazy fuck.

[thelonewarrior 886]

I saw a guy spawn at solnichny 6 times in a row

Eiether that or he was playing lemmings off the water silo there

[mefistoz 7]

Idk if I have already posted this, but:

A guy runs into the firehouse we are in, screams, "I am just running around with shoes! What's wrong with that?" I notice he is only wearing shoes, wtf. We kill him.

I look inside his backpack, filled to the brim with pristine shoes of all kinds.

HAHAHAHAHA Lolz hilarious :)