Article on steam reviews. LoLed

[Brimstone99 18]

http://kotaku.com/dayz-as-told-by-steam-reviews-1497792466

 

Lol, dayz, best detroit simulator 2014!

 

lemme add some !!

 

 

 

You either die a hiker or you live long enough to see yourself become a serial killer murdering hikers.

 

 

A group of males handcuffed me and took my pants off.

not unique, but the number of review with just this in it is startling.  and hilarious

 

 

 

Sprayed bleach on a can of tuna and fed it to my friend. He died.

a lot of bleach related deaths, lol

 

 

ok ok i need to stop theres 12k of these and mostly funny ones!

 

 

If finding a fire extinguisher and 2 rotten tomatoes in 1 hour is your way of having fun, this game will give you an erection.

 

 

My mom keeps asking me why I yell friendly! 10/rotten kiwi

Edited January 9, 2014 by Brimstone99

[Hosty 647]

This reminds me of the Diretide reviews on metacritic.

 

Except this is like the opposite, lol.

[Mdogg2005 447]

I love reading funny reviews of ... well anything.  These were pretty great.  I think my favorite was "how do i walk" lol

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The dude who wrote the Detroit one Wins the Internet............ Have all the beanz for bringing this to my attention

[djporternz 644]

 

Cruel!!

 

 

 

That is some RomCom right there!

Edited January 9, 2014 by DJPorterNZ

[deebz1234 243]

omg...these are too much...

 

people are looking at me funny at work

[deebz1234 243]

This just makes me wish i had never played the mod...so crazy. I can just feel the innocent fun in this mans review