Brimstone99 18 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) http://kotaku.com/dayz-as-told-by-steam-reviews-1497792466 Lol, dayz, best detroit simulator 2014! lemme add some !! You either die a hiker or you live long enough to see yourself become a serial killer murdering hikers. A group of males handcuffed me and took my pants off.not unique, but the number of review with just this in it is startling. and hilarious Sprayed bleach on a can of tuna and fed it to my friend. He died.a lot of bleach related deaths, lol ok ok i need to stop theres 12k of these and mostly funny ones! If finding a fire extinguisher and 2 rotten tomatoes in 1 hour is your way of having fun, this game will give you an erection. My mom keeps asking me why I yell friendly! 10/rotten kiwi Edited January 9, 2014 by Brimstone99 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hosty 647 Posted January 9, 2014 This reminds me of the Diretide reviews on metacritic. Except this is like the opposite, lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mdogg2005 447 Posted January 9, 2014 I love reading funny reviews of ... well anything. These were pretty great. I think my favorite was "how do i walk" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gray-z@hotmail.co.uk 84 Posted January 9, 2014 The dude who wrote the Detroit one Wins the Internet............ Have all the beanz for bringing this to my attention Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djporternz 644 Posted January 9, 2014 (edited) Cruel!! That is some RomCom right there! Edited January 9, 2014 by DJPorterNZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deebz1234 243 Posted January 9, 2014 omg...these are too much... people are looking at me funny at work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deebz1234 243 Posted January 9, 2014 This just makes me wish i had never played the mod...so crazy. I can just feel the innocent fun in this mans review Share this post Link to post Share on other sites