[suggestion] drinking your own piss

[jellyzRL 10]

you have to have a container to pee into (or maybe just get your spine all mangled to you can suck you own dick I guess) and every time you do it you receive diminishing returns and if you leave the piss in the bottle too long you get poisoning.

 

 

oh and also you get to force feed people your piss.

Edited January 4, 2014 by jellyzRL

[Dayzplayer2 15]

Double post

Edited January 4, 2014 by Dayzplayer2

[Dayzplayer2 15]

.......

Bahahahah

[crosa 93]

oh and also you get to force feed people your piss.

 

you just wanna force feed people piss dont try and make it seem like a legitimate suggestion :P

[DeceasedPath 21]

No. Do I look like Bear Grylls?

[jellyzRL 10]

you just wanna force feed people piss dont try and make it seem like a legitimate suggestion :P

don't lie you want it as well

[jellyzRL 10]

No. Do I look like Bear Grylls?

 

by the look of your profile picture, you sir, look like a man who needed help transporting the piss from his penis to his mouth

[BoneJunkie 21]

It would be quite the addition for sure. Maybe add it in for a few weeks just for some PR lol

[tinroofer 23]

This made me lol way more than it should have :P 

 

A+ for thread title creation prowess :D

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

It's really not effective. You can distill your piss, but you can't drink it directly and stay effectively hydrated. It's called waste for a reason. Your kidneys use a ton of calories and (fresh) water working to filter the stuff out of your body that you get rid of with piss. Yes, you will temporarily get some water back, but the net result will be that you die sooner.

[larrylongbottom 106]

It's really not effective. You can distill your piss, but you can't drink it directly and stay effectively hydrated. It's called waste for a reason. Your kidneys use a ton of calories and (fresh) water working to filter the stuff out of your body that you get rid of with piss. Yes, you will temporarily get some water back, but the net result will be that you die sooner.

 

maybe as a last resort ..just to get ya that extra mile to a water souce

[teufel937 49]

What's next enemas?

[ZedsDeadBaby 2287]

What's next enemas?

 

Why, Mr. teufel937, are you trying to seduce me?

 

*swoons*

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

What's next enemas?

Cannibalism 

[larrylongbottom 106]

What's next enemas?

 

shit just got real in chernarus

[Gunshow 7]

[Capo 323]

i'd fill every container i find with piss. we also should be able to fill containers with disinfectant spray. 

[Dchil 829]

Cue bear grylls meme.

[wgaf 251]

I strongly support a bodily-functions system to go along with the food and drink.

 

It should be force feedable. 

[NanayaQ (DayZ) 3]

but what if someone have a piss fetish? I could go more in depth but I don't feel like writing an essay.

Edited January 4, 2014 by NanayaQ

[wigbig 17]

why not just force feed them your dick?

[jellyzRL 10]

why not just force feed them your dick?

ever watched shawshank redemption?

 

the human jaw has more than enough muscle to separate male genetalia from the body. so go and shove your dick in who ever's mouth you want, just have fun hiking around chernarus looking like you're on the mother of all periods.

[Xandariel 14]

This thread made me lol so hard...

[ososensual 6]

starving to death, maybe i should eat my own shit.

[Zedicologist 162]

I think it wont be in the game but i hope it does.