jellyzRL 10 Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) you have to have a container to pee into (or maybe just get your spine all mangled to you can suck you own dick I guess) and every time you do it you receive diminishing returns and if you leave the piss in the bottle too long you get poisoning. oh and also you get to force feed people your piss. Edited January 4, 2014 by jellyzRL 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dayzplayer2 15 Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) Double post Edited January 4, 2014 by Dayzplayer2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dayzplayer2 15 Posted January 4, 2014 .......Bahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crosa 93 Posted January 4, 2014 oh and also you get to force feed people your piss. you just wanna force feed people piss dont try and make it seem like a legitimate suggestion :P 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeceasedPath 21 Posted January 4, 2014 No. Do I look like Bear Grylls? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellyzRL 10 Posted January 4, 2014 you just wanna force feed people piss dont try and make it seem like a legitimate suggestion :Pdon't lie you want it as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellyzRL 10 Posted January 4, 2014 No. Do I look like Bear Grylls? by the look of your profile picture, you sir, look like a man who needed help transporting the piss from his penis to his mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoneJunkie 21 Posted January 4, 2014 It would be quite the addition for sure. Maybe add it in for a few weeks just for some PR lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tinroofer 23 Posted January 4, 2014 This made me lol way more than it should have :P A+ for thread title creation prowess :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZedsDeadBaby 2287 Posted January 4, 2014 It's really not effective. You can distill your piss, but you can't drink it directly and stay effectively hydrated. It's called waste for a reason. Your kidneys use a ton of calories and (fresh) water working to filter the stuff out of your body that you get rid of with piss. Yes, you will temporarily get some water back, but the net result will be that you die sooner. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larrylongbottom 106 Posted January 4, 2014 It's really not effective. You can distill your piss, but you can't drink it directly and stay effectively hydrated. It's called waste for a reason. Your kidneys use a ton of calories and (fresh) water working to filter the stuff out of your body that you get rid of with piss. Yes, you will temporarily get some water back, but the net result will be that you die sooner. maybe as a last resort ..just to get ya that extra mile to a water souce Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teufel937 49 Posted January 4, 2014 What's next enemas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZedsDeadBaby 2287 Posted January 4, 2014 What's next enemas? Why, Mr. teufel937, are you trying to seduce me? *swoons* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036 Posted January 4, 2014 What's next enemas?Cannibalism Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
larrylongbottom 106 Posted January 4, 2014 What's next enemas? shit just got real in chernarus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capo 323 Posted January 4, 2014 i'd fill every container i find with piss. we also should be able to fill containers with disinfectant spray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dchil 829 Posted January 4, 2014 Cue bear grylls meme. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wgaf 251 Posted January 4, 2014 I strongly support a bodily-functions system to go along with the food and drink. It should be force feedable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NanayaQ (DayZ) 3 Posted January 4, 2014 (edited) but what if someone have a piss fetish? I could go more in depth but I don't feel like writing an essay. Edited January 4, 2014 by NanayaQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wigbig 17 Posted January 4, 2014 why not just force feed them your dick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellyzRL 10 Posted January 4, 2014 why not just force feed them your dick?ever watched shawshank redemption? the human jaw has more than enough muscle to separate male genetalia from the body. so go and shove your dick in who ever's mouth you want, just have fun hiking around chernarus looking like you're on the mother of all periods. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xandariel 14 Posted January 4, 2014 This thread made me lol so hard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ososensual 6 Posted January 4, 2014 starving to death, maybe i should eat my own shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zedicologist 162 Posted January 4, 2014 I think it wont be in the game but i hope it does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites