Interesting ways to kill people.

[MR DELICIOUS 297]

So most posts on here now seem to consist of "I am outraged that somebody killed me" to "look how funny I am, i killed heaps of bambies with a gun lol". I don't really have a problem with people sniping at military installations, or in capital cities on principal, but I do have a problem with how fucking boring it is. We get it. You have a gun and they don't.

So recently, I decided I'd try to kill people in relatively inventive ways.

 

As a bambie, I went north to Berezino and to the hospital. I picked up a couple of household cleaning products and some food and water. With little else, I decided I'd run north to NE airfield to see what was cracking up at the server loot roulette table. 

 

Sure enough, I'm in Krasnostav and I bump into four hilarious server hoppers who've come into town to try and find some food. Seeing me as no threat, they decided to rob me. (The kind of people who you surrender to and it takes them a good 2 minutes to process what is going on and decide whether or not they'll kill you.)

 

So sure enough, I give them all my stuff bar the detergent that I've emptied all over my apples. 

They tell me to run off and then begin to eat. 

 

Then they get sick and begin to go blind. I sit around the corner watching and waiting as they begin running around, not being able to work out what's happening. For fun, I began to play "My Heart Will Go On" quite loudly through my directional chat, and they have a bit of trouble communicating over the incredibly loud music. After quite a while I walk back up to them with an axe, and put two of them down. The other two combat logged. I was pretty satisfied in the knowledge that those two would probably die as well.

 

After giving this a go, I decided it would be pretty fun to run down to Kamyshovo and drop a whole heaps of poisoned food all over the road. I'm pretty satisfied that it's one of the worst ways to go.

 

I'm doing a couple of experiments with handcuffs, ropes and baseball bats, but are there any other ways to kill people inventively?

Edited January 2, 2014 by MR DELICIOUS

[derpdiggler 69]

Wait... does that work?  If that really works I can finally stop hiding food in the woods.

 

I've tried putting cleaner in water bottles, with the intent of leaving them available in coastal towns, but it doesn't work.

 

 

I don't think there are that many creative ways to kill people right now.

[nicolasvei (DayZ) 9]

It's a funny story haha, I was searching many ways to kill people too, without KoSing thems. Beans for you.

[Zeet. 101]

Well with the possibility of cannibalism coming I'll sit and wait for the day I can set hostages ablaze.

[teufel937 49]

Can you force feed subdued/knocked out players? Feed them chemicals and bad food, endlessly make them drink water asking for information they know nothing about.

[nicolasvei (DayZ) 9]

Well with the possibility of cannibalism coming I'll sit and wait for the day I can set hostages ablaze.

 

Just had an idea haha. Would be cool if we could sneak behind someone and on your option you have : Take on hostage, then you are there like this (maybe not a women though haha) :

 

 

Imagine you have no handcuff, and then you find two armed guy, and you take one guy like on the pic, and you can order to the other to give you stuff and leave, or you can shoot him. B)

[MystoganXIX 78]

Wow had no idea you could poison your own food...

 

Unfortunately since I keep dying to bugs or getting my character reset, my body will probably never get looted by some poor bastard who's a bit hungry. Still, thanks for the info. I'll be sure to keep this in mind the next time some naked guy follows me around asking for supplies.

[MR DELICIOUS 297]

Just as an FYI, you get more skill points for killing heavily armed players with this than you do bambies. Also, the only way to really recover from this is to force yourself to vomit. People can do this by overconsuming food or water, so when you poison them you want to walk them somewhere far from civilisation, or a place that would require them to go somewhere equally dangerous (like a capital city). 

 

I'd also really like to be able to poison water sources, either with rotten fruit/meat or detergent. Similarly, I think it'd also be really fun to be able to set buildings on fire. Add to that the ability to use rope to tie doors shut and we can turn this game into "War Crimes: The Game".

Edited January 3, 2014 by MR DELICIOUS

[Propulsion_Joe 97]

Read the Kamyshovo Massacre thread if you need the spark!

[codave 121]

LOL awesome. I had no idea that was possible.