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[XOLiD 102]

Hello there folks, I've got an interesting experience to share with you.

 

Yesterday, my 2nd day of playing DayZ SA (I've been playing the mod since patch 1.5.8), was probably my most exciting play of DayZ yet. Started out that I found the new town north of Balota and began checking it out, only to have 2 servers go down on me, then on the third one a hacker teleported to me (or something) and magically knew my name, then proceeded to kill me after saying his name was "Hacker22."

             

So I respawn on a different server, start checking houses and whatnot, zombie hits me because I don't have any weapons yet so I start bleeding, which you can apparently bleed for quite a while. So after about 5-10 minutes of running around hoping to find bandages, I come across a guy and say, "Hey man how's it going? I'm just dying here." And continue on my way. Then suddenly I hear him faintly say, "Hey I can bandage you, if you want." And I'm just thinking, wow there actually ARE some good guys still around. He proceeds to bandage me and I offer him what little I have, he refuses and we go our seperate ways.

           

Then I head up to the ATC tower in Balota, and some guy almost literally scares the crap out of me when he sneaks up on me. We exchange a few words and go our seperate ways, but the whole time we're talking and I see him moving around, he's practically teleporting around and somehow went from the ATC tower to the 2nd hangar from it in a split second, hacker maybe? I really don't know. So I head across the landing pad to what looks like military barracks, check the far west one, come out, and see a guy running. All I've got is a crowbar, so I put it on my back and just stand there, and say, "Hey how's it going?" He walks up to me and kills me of course. So I ask him as I'm dead on the ground, "So what kind of amazing loot did you get from killing a guy with a crowbar? OHH right, NOTHING!" All he has to say is, "Sorry man, I had to, KOS and all." I don't think I'll ever understand why people are like that, but whatever.

             

So I switch servers again, manage to get a night server, (I love night in DayZ) respawn, loot through Kamenka, run east to Balota, and this is where the craziest thing that's happened to me yet begins. I get to the military camp and see a flashlight spazzing around everywhere. So of course I know there's a guy over there looting. I go prone and get fairly close and say, "Hey nice flashlight skills guy, you're going to get yourself killed doing that, ya know?" He proceeds to crouch out of the tent and start looking around, and he pulls out a... FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Then begins slowly searching around for me. At this point I have no idea what to think because I'm laughing so hard. He apparently doesn't have a mic because he's not replying to anything I say of course. So I simply tell him, "I'm not here to hurt you buddy, put the fire extinguisher away, I don't want to die that way." But he's still looking around for me, apparently he can't see worth a damn because he was using a flashlight in the first place, but I figured I might as well get up and show him I'm not a threat. Apparently he never saw me even though I was standing right in front of him at one point. After that I think he switched servers or something because I was free to loot the military camp at my own leisure. Although, the whole time I was worried I would soon be hit in the back of the head with a fire extinguisher, of all things... Okay so that's maybe not super crazy but me and my friends all thought it was funny.

 

Thanks for reading.

[attano 10]

Cool experience buddy, And if you look around carefully you will find some quite friendly creatures