ITT: I share my secret loot spot

[beardedcap 22]

In the east end of the first block of apartments from Balota, there is a barracks with a holding cell that is tucked between the apartments and  largely unknown to the public and will often have closed doors and enough loot for some PvP at Balota. 

 

You are welcome.

 

I do have ulterior motives, being that I want to see more PvP in these new apartment complexes. Y'all are scurred. 

Go damnit, that's my spot.  I've never seen evidence of anyone being there even long after a server restart.  The only person I've mentioned it to was my one buddy that plays DayZ.  Why have you done this!

[recoil333 6]

I got a pill for you too buddy

[frosti 2165]

[semipr0 402]

I got a pill for you too buddy

 

Oh man you got me there. Totally. I don't know how to come back from that one.

 

Except to say....hello Mr. Hospital Runner Person, 1999 called and wants its cutting edge erectile dysfunction aid back. I mean seriously you run a hospital and you can't come up with something a little more 21st century as a humorous ancedotal reference image?

 

Here I have something for you.

 

Edited December 29, 2013 by semipr0

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Edited September 13, 2022 by Guest

[DaveAzoicer (DayZ) 135]

He's a person who earn a shitload of money, 52, in a relationship where he constantly gets what he wants, and he can barely use proper grammar...

Sounds like a troll to me.

[semipr0 402]

He's a person who earn a shitload of money, 52, in a relationship where he constantly gets what he wants, and he can barely use proper grammar...

Sounds like a troll to me.

 

Nah man it sounds totally legit to me. I mean why else would he have so much time to spend on the internet barely utilizing the English language correctly? I mean....duh...obviously hes a very important person.

[DaveAzoicer (DayZ) 135]

Nah man it sounds totally legit to me. I mean why else would he have so much time to spend on the internet barely utilizing the English language correctly? I mean....duh...obviously hes a very important person.

Spot on.

[recoil333 6]

you know what you nerds? if you put down your bag of cheetos and come down to my hospital i might considering giving a few of you free liposuction you fat fucks, then maybe you have the slightest chance to get your dicks wet and stop talking about a humble guy like myself

[DaveAzoicer (DayZ) 135]

And he snapped!

Get your troll guns out lads!

[recoil333 6]

if of snapped you mean reached my climax just a minute ago after finishing up my blow job then yea, i did snap. im 52 years old and ive been divorced twice and im still happy enough to know when to stop mashing my keyboard and getting angry over a few nerds online

[semipr0 402]

if of snapped you mean reached my climax just a minute ago after finishing up my blow job then yea, i did snap. im 52 years old and ive been divorced twice and im still happy enough to know when to stop mashing my keyboard and getting angry over a few nerds online

 

And when does that happen specifically? Can you scan your day planner for today so I'll know when you're going to shut the fuck up?

[DaveAzoicer (DayZ) 135]

Thanks bro.

Glad I made you cum with my awesomeness.

All you have to do is ask.

[recoil333 6]

my day planner says:
9PM Fuck Lucy

10PM Fuck Wendy

11PM Fuck Jill

12 AM Fuck Crystal

1 AM Fuck Lisa

2 AM Fuck Amy

3 AM Fuck Zoey

4 AM Fuck Sarah

5 AM Fuck Hannah

6 AM Fuck Courtney

 

sorry gtg you nerd

[semipr0 402]

my day planner says:

9PM Fuck Lucy

10PM Fuck Wendy

11PM Fuck Jill

12 AM Fuck Crystal

1 AM Fuck Lisa

2 AM Fuck Amy

3 AM Fuck Zoey

4 AM Fuck Sarah

5 AM Fuck Hannah

6 AM Fuck Courtney

 

sorry gtg you nerd

 

Man you sure do know a lot of porn stars. I bet you go through a lot of moisturizer in your line of work.

[recoil333 6]

not porn stars, hospital patients

[semipr0 402]

not porn stars, hospital patients

 

[aj_ (DayZ) 18]

This thread delivers. Seriously, I'm laughing so hard, muscles I never even knew I had are beginning to ache.

[jackal40k@cfu.net 98]

you know what you nerds? if you put down your bag of cheetos and come down to my hospital i might considering giving a few of you free liposuction you fat fucks, then maybe you have the slightest chance to get your dicks wet and stop talking about a humble guy like myself

 

Fat bitches need lovin too. Just gotta roll em around in flour to find the wet spot. Not the best time though since they are usually loose from their immense weight. Like sticking your dick in a bucket of warm water. Like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway.

Edited December 29, 2013 by Mannschaft

[badman85@gmail.com 14]

holy shit snacks batman you two are still at it .. least ur not bashing the kid that started this thread any more semipr0 

Edited December 29, 2013 by Mayhem Smash

[flyingpurplehippo 17]

I just avoid the apartments because it's the laggiest location on the entire map.