Come back to us Chimmy!!!

[Xequinox90 80]

So to begin with i'd like to state to you all this is in no way funny , This is a tale of a man , who had nothing , until he met with me and a friend so please don't laugh or joke 

WARNING :  This story contains all sorts of slavery , racism and illegal substance use , if you require immediate attention please click here ->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyEeoey153c

 

Anyway , now that you've been warned let's crack right on with the story there's so much to tell , Let me begin with telling you all about Chimmy !!! , He was a nice man  , Black character was calling himself KSi the youtuber or somthing , (god knows who that jerk is) , he was devoted , respectable ( once he met us ) , and a lover of Dayzmas , 

 

The story ..... ( Gather your popcorn kids , this might take a while  )

 

So me and my friend Deano travellling from Kamenka to Komorovo after a server restart , we coulden't see anything so we ventured up into the groggy woods , where vision was obscured by nasty flys and spiders , i stopped and looked bhind me , deano fell behind so i waited a while and took in the fresh air and had a baked bean , deano soon caught up and fell unconcious to an unknown disease that man kind itself couldent figure out , i tried to force feed him but he was in a state of shock ( running and getting glitched back , commonly known as runglunch) , a little while later he woke up , in desperation he smashed down a can of coke , and swollowed a tuna fish whole , He was good to go , as we were about to leave i spot a blackman running at us in the woods , I shout "GET THE FUCK DOWN GET THE FUCK DOWN !" , He was chilled out had no gear , fresh spawn so we captured him , we put cuffs on him but he wlked so slow we attempteded to release him , it had failed though and he caught a nasty disease on his hands known as (glitchyhandstuck) , anyway he re-logged , and it was gone , we ran to komorovo town and found another guy running round so we decided to take them to our underground fighting arena 

 

 

Now we got to the arena told both our guests to make themselves at home , Chimmy disconnected and the other guy ran upstairs , we gave chase and went upstairs and found him laying on the balcony , we questioned him but no reply , he raised fists and came straight towards us , we shouted to him to stop but " BOOM BOOM POP POP FIZZLE CRACK" He's dead ! 

 

So we went back out and headed towards balota , as we did that CHIMMY came back online and we soon regained our posture , Me Deano and Chimmy went to a quiet house and delivered ou first punishment  to Chimmy , we force fed him disinfectant untill he threw up , he became sick so we treated him and made sure he was ok , and we moved on to balota tents , where we gave Chimmy a mission to obtain us some ammo from the tents while we heroicly stood in some bushes , we made a codename up so if there was trouble he would coming running out shouting it , code name was Hairy Bellend , so in he goes , 10 minutes later he returns with no luck , no ammo there he said , so we stopped in a little treeline and gave Chimmy a reward for his mission 

 

So after Chimmy enjoyed his Chrunchy crips , we headed to balota barracks , we issued him the duty of searching for loot but to pick up no weapons , we took fire from somwhere unknown and all we could hear is Chimmy shouting "BIG HAIRY BELLEND" , so we took cover in the prison opposite the barracks , we stuck chimmy in the prison and we covered the doors and windows , I shouted " Chimmy , keep an eye out that window pallio , and shout us if anyone approaches "

 

 

He was a good servent , we were still taking fire in the prison and diden't know what to do , meantime over the comms , seal team 69 had requested permission to back us up at the balota prison " SSHHSHSH( RADIO STUTTER) "SEAL TEAM 10 REQUESTING PERMISSION TO ENTER BALOTA AND GIVE OVERWATCH OVER" ME:" SEAL TEAM 69 PERMISSION GRANTED , WE ARE TAKING FIRE OVER WE ARE TAKING FIRE ( in the backround Chimmy getting scared and all people can hear is "BIG HAIRY BELLEND" , so seal team 69 were on there way we just had to hold out untill they arrive , A little while later the prison doors opened and a fresh spawn walking in and decided he likes the sound of BIG HAIRY BELLENDS , so we told him to getr in the prison with Chimmy , Chimmy and the new guy diden't get on well 

 

So while still hearing shots and waiting for seal team 69 , i went to check outside for any human activity , opened the door and BOOM , A young girl with a fire axe smashed me in the face and split my neck open , i fired blindly untill she fell to the floor and headbutted my shoes , i got deano to cover while i bandaged and i was good to go , seal team 69 had arrived and discussions were had about our prisioners , Yon his name was , leader of seal team 69 , dident like the whole prisoner/servent thing , but he soon came round and we all chilled out , chimmy and the new prisoner chilled and took eachothers pants off , weird stuff i know , shortly after that the new guy came out with an axe and started walking upstairs towards deano , i shot him in the back once piercing his heart and causing almost instant death , "HAIRY BELLEND " Chimmy shouted , Shortly after that , Building peircing rounds came flying at us from all angles , Deano was hit , he bandaged and Yon covered the door , another deathly round came flying through downstairs and we heard a crunching sound , looked downstairs and Yon was dead , his face blown to pieces my these 50 Caliber building piercing rounds , me and deano were stuff upstairs until boom , We both died , We don't know what happended to Chimmy at this point , he was in the prison downstairs , but who knows ? , Maybe he lived on , but certainly we were caught out by the crew who don't have building files installed , Wankers

 

Merry Christmas 

 

[Aussie Bogan 350]

WARNING :  This story contains all sorts of slavery , racism and illegal substance use

 

Stopped reading there beans must be given before reading continues ;)

[Xequinox90 80]

It's not that bad lol  :)

[Zyryanoff 227]

One of the many unoriginal stories from couch commando. That's why guys like you must be killed (in Dayz). :D

Shame on you and Merry Christmas.

 

[Xequinox90 80]

 

One of the many unoriginal stories from couch commando. That's why guys like you must be killed (in Dayz). :D

Shame on you and Merry Christmas.

 

 

It's one of the many thing's to do in Dayz Standalone , Once you've geared up and slaughtered everyone at balota what else is there to do :) This game is quite limited at the moment and you'd be suprised , it's quite fun :D

[BHBDeano 18]

I cant keep you hostage any longer
and yet I'm still afraid to let you go
what started out as torture has grown stronger
I only wish you had the strength to tell me no!

I tell myself that I cant hold you forever
I said there is no reason for you here
but I feel so secure when we're together
you give dayz direction, you make everything so clear!

and even as we wander im keeping you in sight
I would of let you go if only you were white!

but im getting softer than I ever thought I might

cause I cant keep this prisoner anymore!
ive forgotten what I started all this for
its time to bring this slave back to shore
throw the handcuffs on the floor, forever!.

[Xequinox90 80]

I cant keep you hostage any longer

and yet I'm still afraid to let you go

what started out as torture has grown stronger

I only wish you had the strength to tell me no!

I tell myself that I cant hold you forever

I said there is no reason for you here

but I feel so secure when we're together

you give dayz direction, you make everything so clear!

and even as we wander im keeping you in sight

I would of let you go if only you were white!

but im getting softer than I ever thought I might

cause I cant keep this prisoner anymore!

ive forgotten what I started all this for

its time to bring this slave back to shore

throw the handcuffs on the floor, forever!.

Still interrogating people to see where Chimmy is !