Rookies in need of a medic?

[(TMW) Merino 507]

Ho ho ho there,

 

I'm looking to do some casual medical work during the holidays. Fixing broken limbs, treating infections and sickness, blood and saline infusions. If you're stricken with an urgent case of greyscale vision, constant coughing and moaning or you're sure the reason you can't get up isn't a hangover but perhaps that shinbone sticking out your trouser leg, send me a note on Steam (http://steamcommunity.com/id/3365968/) and if I'm online and not too busy I might be able to help you.

 

Call now and for only 6 convenient payments as low as 19.95 you can... kidding. First patients get a free gift can opener though (offer valid while stocks last).

 

 

Please note that depending on demand and with the lack of vehicles in the game it's probably going to take quite a while to reach you though. Also note that I generally don't like going to PvP hotspots so don't expect me to drag you out of the NWAF air control tower. The same is true for people who just spawned off the coast, got clobbered by a screaming naked axeman and have nothing to lose by respawning. But if you've been surviving for a while, are proud of what you achieved so far and got yourself into a pickle, then I'd like to help you out.

 

 

I know it's somewhat futile in this stage of the SA with rampant KOS, spontaneous character resets and possible wipes around every corner but I still prefer using disinfectant to sterilize syringes rather than the insides of throats and stomachs.

[erdanese 15]

This is something that makes me proud! :D You got my beans sir! ;) That's the kind of initiatives i'd like! hehe

[00Chen 0]

Thanks so much for the help, Merino. You really saved me back there :)

[aknar 13]

Hey, do you work with the "rescue force" on reddit: "http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditRescueForce"

Do you have your own team?

I'm thinking of joining, just haven't had much time to play lately