Never trust your friends

[leftcrusade 33]

A guy, Falkorn, was spamming in the side chat that he was lost in the wild. That he didn’t know where he was. I offered him some help and he accepted it. But… He didn’t know where he was. Later on he died because of zombies. So we told him to spawn at Cherno.

A group of friends and myself took a ural civilian from our base to pick him up.

A friend of mine (Wunterstein) came with the idea to break one of the bambi’s legs and torture him with ‘Thomas the train’ music.

We found him inside a barn near Cherno.

So we went to do our plan. While I was eating some beans. My friend Ciaran broke the bambi’s legs.

But… Another friend, Marton, didn’t want us to hurt the bambi and started shooting at us.

At that time, I had no clue what was going on.

Bullets were flying all around me. I had no idea who was the shooter so I turned around at the source of the bullets and saw that it was Marton shooting us. I had no other choice than to kill the traitor. So I did.

Then I went to the bambi to bandage him, for he was bleeding because of Ciaran’s bullets in his legs. I told the bambi in direct com that he shouldn’t move so I could bandage him.

I bandaged him, but instead of being grateful. He took Marton’s AK-74U from the ground and he was going to shoot me. But I shot him first. Dumb bambi.

Then I began my ritual…

I teabagged him and sang a christmas song. His response was wonderful rage. He said a lot of things which contained a lot of assholes.

But… The story didn’t end at that point. Ciaran, Wunterstein and I were looting the corpses inside the barn and when we were almost finished. A bambi came running inside. I shouted at him through direct com to get on the ground, but he kept running around the barn. Ciaran wanted to break his legs so he couldn’t run around anymore. But the bambi ran in circles around Ciaran. Ciaran’s aim was terrible, he didn’t hit the bambi but he did hit me. We decided this was too dangerous. Wunterstein, Ciaran and I pumped the bambi full with bullets.

Falkorn died.

It seemed Falkorn came back, why? I don’t know. But he did rage for us shooting him again. Again, dumb bambi. If he just had listened to us he would have lived.

 

The moral of this story is; in Dayz, never trust your friends. They can suddenly turn on you for absolutely nothing.

[Fegelnator 4]

Marton was a filthy traitor. You were right to execute him.

[Malkrit 1]

What a glorious story, comrade! Crush the counter-revolutionaries!

Edited December 22, 2013 by Malkrit