Adventures in DayZ

[RobV3 0]

Once upon a time, James from Accounting and Rob from Human Resources were sniping from atop a large building in Chernogorsk. Suddenly, Rob (who had the sniper m107) was struck and instantly killed by an unknown assailant. James, who was armed with a shotgun, valiantly retrieved Rob's rifle (while being shot at), located the assailant, and took him out with a clean shot from 800 meters. He was a man in a ghillie suit camped on an antenna.

Just as we thought our troubles were through, the man respawns and is found trying to locate his belongings. James quickly deals with him as Rob makes his journey back. Suddenly, James screams. The man he had killed twice has server hopped and spawned behind him. Heroically, James is able to take down his assailant before he dies alongside him.

Now you may be thinking, "holy shitballs batman, that's terrible!" You're wrong, though! As James says his final words and bleeds out next to his fallen attacker, Rob ascends the ladder to salvage what he can. As Rob approaches James' lifeless corpse, another man appears! A friend of the server hopper is hopping alongside him to help steal Rob and James' belongings! Rob sees the man as he is gains consciousness and promptly teabags his forehead as he delivers a lethal dose of lead into the would-be thief's anus.

Rob recovers the Anti Material rifle, coyote pack, and tools and propmtly leaves the area. Now you may think, that isn't such a happy ending! James lost what gear he had! WRONG AGAIN, SLUTBISCUIT! James makes his way back to the building and retrieves a Coyote Pack, a DMR, a silenced pistol, and a whole new set of tools! Oh glorious day!

Rob and James, after this terrible encounter, make a profit of 1 DMR, 1 M9SD, 1 Coyote pack, a multitude of items, and 3 kills on the original server hopper plus 1 on his DMR-wielding friend! It should also be noted that Rob is awesome. In the words of the mighty Julius Caesar, G.G., no re.

Only this mod can spike adrenaline like this and really make memorable adventures. I hope others are making memories in Chernarus, too. Between the zombies and the other people out for their own good Chernarus is a dangerous and often exciting place.

[Azurak 1]

Man it was amazing. Most fun ive ever had on DayZ!

And to the two server hoppers that killed me and tried to kill Rob. Go die in a fire of cancerous death....

Props to Rob for writing this up after this fun experience :)

P.S. If we have any more awesome moments like this again, will be sure to post them!

p.s.s. Amazing mod and great job to the dev team i love it! It just makes you feel so much!