Dear, (I think your name was Madshinegun or smthn) we're sorry.

[DZopshunz 3]

Me and my friend just started our new characters, after meeting up in a town near Balota and after scavenging for supplies we decided to head North. On our merry way out of town we run into dear Madshinegun(?), he stared into our eyes with a passion I've never seen before, we slowly approached him saying ''Friendly!'' in direct comms and in the chat. Madshinegun didn't respond, he seemed to ignore our voices and chat messages, instead he asked if we knew how to type in the in-game chat... We both said yes, confused that he would ask such a thing after we already used it.. But he insisted that we moved side to side if we understood how to, even though he could cleary see our answers in chat. We kept on trying to communicate with him, no luck. He kept instructing us on how to use the chat in-game, so we thought that he must be retarded or something.

 

We walked away.

 

After a few meters we noticed he was following us, so we tried to outrun him with no luck whatsoever. It made us quite uneasy because he had a fierce axe raised, ready to chop our pretty heads off. Me and my pal came up with a plan, we ran inside a building and stood in two opposite corners of the house... Dear Madshinegun ran inside, not knowing what kind of hell awaited him. My friend slowly walked over to his side while poor Madshinegun was trying to explain how the chat works yet again, my friend gave him two slow and weak chops with the axe, Madshinegun fell lifeless to the ground.

 

If you're reading this Madshinegun, we're sorry. We shall never let our fear cloud our judgement again, please, forgive us.

 

Love Opshunz and Horatio.

[Horatio 22]

So sorry Madshinegun! :(

[blitz 64]

LoL and he only wanted to be your friendly neighborhood stalker