The Slave/Quest method

[Frost20 20]

 I'm very pleased to be able to play this wonderful sandbox MMO. That said, i think its time to start a trend. A trend that gives lesser players a fighting chance, and makes everyone happy.

 

-The slave method.

 

1. Find noob

2. Tell noob to drop everything

3. give noob a crappy weapon (wrench)

4. Tell noob to run in front of player

5. Use noob to scout, check dangerous zones

6. Feed and protect noob

 

 

-The Quest Method

 

1. Either find noob, or the noob finds you (Maybe you get famous and they want to do this for you)

2. Take anything of value off the noob (optional)

3. Tell the noob to go and find you something i.e. Can opener, medical supplies, sleeping bag

4. Upon bringing you the goods, either give back ransom items (if applicable) and/or give a nice reward i.e 5 opened cans of beans

 

 

 

Everyone can enjoy these methods, the driver, for having the power to control another for his own gain. The noob, for an impact event of immersion found in no other game

 

Whats your method?

[horny goldfish 381]

or you could kill em once they get you the items

[Illiad 22]

Lol, that's a lot of fun... but knowing me and my crew, we'd probably recruit the noobs to draw fire unknowingly.  "Now run across the Airstrip to that hanger over there and bring me back whatever you find. "

 

Noob runs across strip, gets shot in the head, now we know where the enemy sniper is :)

[Hand Soloz 0]

People that use terms like noob, scrub, herp derp, YoloSwag etc are noobs

Edited December 19, 2013 by Hand Soloz

[King of kong 1117]

Noobs aren't human they don't deserve goodies. Volvo pls kill dem

[TheRegliz 1]

Haha Sounds awesome :D

I'm sure gonna try this and maybe record some videos, could be funny as hell .

[Illiad 22]

People that use terms like noob, scrub, herp derp, YoloSwag etc are noobs

 

So you're a noob?

[Wookieenoob 191]

So you're a noob?

don't you see the irony in that statement