Death of the Banana Hammock & Death of the Internet Perverts

[Ratsmon 131]

 

 

Back when I first bought DayZ, was getting into it and got some decent gear, no weapon unfortunately. I notice some people own a chopper and guns, there were 3 of them as you can see from the picture. NicksterHD, Banana Hammock and Gentle Llama. While I was flying with them, I asked if I might be able to join them, they agreed and showed me their base. They took me there as you can see in the picture and I talked them into making them sit down so I can take a group picture, they had Urals, UAV's filled with gear(guns, medical supplies) and as they sat down around the fire I kept saying via voice chat how I couldn't get the screenshot button to work. While I was thinking of killing them my heart was racing and they kept talking how they love each other or something? I was pretty sure they were going to do some e-sex with me so I decided to end them. While they were sitting, oh I forgot to mention, I took an M4A1 from their chopper while we were on the way. So I stood up, took a shot into the guy to my right into the head. Then shot the left guy as he was getting up, I chose to kill those two because they had the best guns from the group. Both of them fall to the ground as the third one struggles to stand up with his pistol, he yells something in voice chat and I pop a few bullets into his head, making him collapse onto the ground. Afterwards towing all of the  cars with me and listening to them complain in chat.

 

That was the death of the Banana Hammock!

(Side note to avoid arguments: I killed them because they were creeping me out, I thought the plan through. They had weapons and they were very easy to be taken down. Was I misusing their trust? Sure, but they had it coming inviting a guy they just met to their base. Banditry.)

 

 

 

Death to the Internet Perverts

 

 

As I was making my regular route across the Chernarus map I took a side tour towards Devils Castle where I was climbing along the stairs. I suddenly by accident fall down the stairs, no more than a meter and break my legs, bleeding down to 8,000 blood.

Suddenly I see a few people join the server, the server had only about 5-10 people max per day. I ask them if they could offer me some help by picking me up and giving me morphine and some  blood. They agree and pick me up at Devils Castle. When they helped me, I got into the chopper and I decided to be nice and not kill them, so I asked for a ride to NWAF. Then, all of a sudden out of the blue they ask me how old I am, and my sex. . . Side note: I've seen these guys ask for genders before and one person said they were a girl and they kept asking for skype or whatever they did. They haven't done that to me in the past so I didn't want to kill them, but now it's on! I pretty much poker face at this point and look at the screen disgusted by the personal questions, and I think to myself that I would like to have some fun with these guys. Basically I say: Yes I'm 17, not giving away my gender, and I ask them to land now  that we arrived to NWAF. They ask me for my skype, I tell them to get out because I still need more  blood, while one of them was doing the transfusion, I took the M240 SAW out of his backpack, busted the guy behind me with the gun, killed the guy giving me a transfusion and somehow the buggers shot me. Making me unconcious, I stay on 1000-2000 blood with no bloodbags and I bring the chopper with the gear down to Kamenka, hiding it, respawning until I get to Kamenka and on full blood, and go away happily with my chopper. But the pervy brothers decided to take on hacks and TP the whole server to one spot, and kill us all. Fun day. Pissed of a bunch of kids and got a few good laughs : ' )

Edited November 24, 2013 by Ratsmon

[weparo 613]

I don't blame you :D

 

Personally I love to bullshit people when they ask stuff like that. Most of the time I am a black supremacist from USA trying to clense DayZ from traitors. Sometimes I'm a german soldier who plays DayZ in his spare time. Most people bail when I put the show on :D :D

 

I recommend to never give people any information if they ask that kind of wierd stuff. Most are probably just a bunch of little weirdo kids, but you don't wanna take chances. A report to an admin won't hurt either I suppose.

 

 

Anyways, happy hunting, and nice job on doing some perv-control, lol

 

 

Weparo out

[Ratsmon 131]

Yeah, I heard their little squeaky voices over direct. Got some good gear from them, shame the server got wrecked :P