A Man and His Trusty Hand Grenade

[twiggy550 0]

After getting killed way far North, I spawned into Cherno with nothing as of the new update. Flashlight, painkillers, bandage. With that being said, I was pretty frustrated as the only weapon I found was a frag grenade in an industrial building and I could only think of how goddamn useless it was.... Well, until about 5 minutes later anyways.

There's a particular part of Cherno that has 3 apartment buildings in a line, one across from it as well as a hospital right there. These 3 survivors came into Cherno on a bus and were looting these apartments when I ran over there and ran up the stairs to the 3rd floor of the middle apartment. The bus was right below me and I knew what I had to do.... I tossed my trusty frag grenade over the edge and then a few seconds later it sang a song about how buses need to die, or something.

Either way, you should never trust an insane survivor who's only weapon is a grenade, who knows the amount of destruction they'll cause! I blew their bus up, and the bus killed two of the survivors as a result. As the third guy was looting his buddies, I managed to find a crowbar and I ran down there and smashed his face in with it. Thanks for the loot guys! After this, I ran into the apartment building across from the 3 and hid behind the doorway of the 2nd floor bedroom. Another survivor who was alerted by the bus being blown up comes up the stairs with a double barrel shotgun, he walks through the doorway and right as he does, SURPRISE CROWBAR TO THE FACE! Just like in the movies. Or like Gordon Freeman, whichever you prefer.

A few minutes later another guy comes along but eventually he kills me with a Makarov pistol as I chased him Benny Hill style with my crowbar. I was lucky to confirm later on that he had died of a blood spill.

So! The moral of the story is: Don't leave a guy with a hand grenade, things get crazy pretty fast.

tl;dr I blew up a bus that some doods worked really hard to create and killed 5 guys in the process. It was hilarious.

[Elwood (DayZ) 8]

Cheers...Good showing chap.