the bandit life

[etakhiin 0]

well today i was pissed so i started killing whoever i saw. but this life was crazy i found many guns even the new double barreled shotgun (which i ran out of ammo quickly) but it gets better i found a nice 'ol bike which was my first to see better luck later i found a truck that works i went to fix it up and use my bike to transport the stuff i got it all fixed up but now it went all down hill... literally the truck was on top of a hill so i started to drive down it i was speeding down the hill and could barely control it so i crashed into a tree destroying the car... i survived but i had earned myself broken legs i survived a bit longer trying to find myself some morphine but no luck... i then died from trying to sneak up on someone but i made enough noise for the guy to notice and turn around and kill me. please i would like to hear your vehicle stories in this thread if you got one.

[Asuka 20]

I found a blue minivan today, went to the nearest industrial area and got a wheel and a jerry can.

Fixed it, went to berezino, got some milshit, went to the airfield, tried to kill a guy riding a bike, failed miserably because I wasn't used to the AKM recoil.

Went back to my minivan and tried to go back to berezino.

Server crashed.

I'm now stranded in the middle of a dirt road and my minivan is gone.

Fucking crashes.

[H3ath3n 0]

Haven't logged in in a couple of days. Log in yesterday. Day 14 with 18 murders of my saga. Still have AK-Kobra with 8 mags, revolver with 6 mags, compass map, the works.

Spawn in wilderness (FAR top left of map). Try to hoof it back, not much food/drink left. Read people can go to canada 2 server, spawn in debug forest, run to pavlovo then respawn on a diff. server and move on. This doesn't work, keep spawning in wilderness. Get the bright idea to camp the people spwning in wilderness as well to get more food/drink for the trip back.

Kill two more people, get two water bottles, kill one more, while looting his body, get Makarov killed.

Shit's too fun:)